Cerg:
Not that they're not IN stores. It's just that nobody buys them.
SunSinner:
Liars... you just have to go to the back of the shop and ask... it's kept back by the nasty little rubber novelty items...
Gnasche:
An album that's SO HOT, it could only come from Omaha.
E_B_A:
In fact, if you're lucky, Tone Loc may be driving the UPS truck that will deliver it to your door!
E_B_A:
...and buy Tone Loc's other classic hits like "Freaky Cool Sardine," "Feckless Cult Medusa," "Fickle Clam Medallion," and "Forklift Class Reunion." Call now!
Jazzsoda:
SHUT THAT SHIT OFF --Tom
Orphan:
So you can advertise LSD but you just can't use it?
Jazzsoda:
"To hear a prerecorded message from Missy Elliott, press 704 on your phone now..."
Artanas:
But it only takes you but a second to squeeze that hair trigger!
Occupant:
THAT'S what this collection needs.
Artanas:
Nice to see the Michael Jackson Chia-pet still around after a year or so...
E_B_A:
"Okay but I need to get a quick drink first..."
kilroy105:
That's not what *she* called it!
Occupant:
Random entries from Cher's diary
TravisBickle:
...leading to a Nightmare Rash.
TravisBickle:
...and embarassing stains everywhere else.
