E_B_A:
"Hey Schwarzenegger! Pull my finger!" *RIP* "Aaaaaaaaaaa!"
Dibbley:
"You really think so?" "Sure Ethel, a shorn scrotum enhances everything for me and Jasper. Give it a try."
PsiBolt:
Honey, the clown wants to know if we swing...
JediClone:
"What do you wanna do?" "I dunno what do you wanna do?" "Beat up some black guys?" "Hey!" "Oh, right. Hispanics?" "Let's ride!" <high five>
E_B_A:
What you don't know is that the phone has ANOTHER mouth on the receiver.
Artanas:
Chester: Virgo, prefers checkers over chess. Panties over BVD's. Likes strange bars.
HanoverF:
Teller calls Penn, doesn't talk to him for ten minutes, and saves him 3 bucks by using 1-800-Collect!
Hippie:
Your Time/Life operator Silent Bob.
E_B_A:
"Televison!? Bah! I own one of those newspaper dispensers! THAT'S entertainment!"
E_B_A:
If you're having trouble sleeping, there's always...
RavenPoe:
Sorry I don't trust a toe tag that says best buy.
E_B_A:
"Really guys... that's not necessary... no I DON'T wanna move to Honduras... oh come on! I'm worth more than $3.89! This is ridiculous!"
Artanas:
"Connecting is easy, after a round of double-fisting!"
treefrog:
I don't know John...Using a laser to cure a failing libido may not be a real sound idea
Hippie:
Why'd you make me dress like this Carl? *Don't say anything, Urkel, just let me look at you!
