UnReality:
"So we're all agreed then? Geography is a tool of the Devil."
E_B_A:
"Golly gee whiz! I wish I didn't get herpes... maybe Pop was right about that Panamanian hooker with no teeth... golly..."
amycamus:
"When we start drilling, take down anything he says. Uh, but you can leave out the screams and stuff."
Agent_Moldy :
The other girls thought Ellie was odd for never having had her umbilical cord cut, but at least they were never without a jump rope at recess.
E_B_A:
A still fell over the student counsel as Tommy's bookbag began to speak up against the new bookbag policies.
E_B_A:
"So I see your qualifications include running Steve Buscimi through a wood chipper... good... good... how about references?" "Shut the fuck up." "Fine..."
amycamus:
Unlike the charming innocence of 'The Red Balloon', the sequel, 'The White Balloon', was full of menace and tragedy.
E_B_A:
You'd think by the time the stumps had reached elbow length Bob would have stopped falling for the "Hey Bob! Someone left a $20 bill in the press!" but...
AngelNoir:
Best Boy...Shakira?! The Hell?!
E_B_A:
Eddie, long since retired from his lucrative career as a model for Iron Maiden covers, finds solace in cooking for his family and friends.
joshua_the_sam:
The Pep Boys have just gotten weird since Tim BUrton started directing their comecials.
E_B_A:
Of course you might be interested to know that a small clause in our insurance policies requires you to work the drive-thru at Hardees but...
AngelNoir:
Part of the Gevalia convention was that Germany could no longer produce weapons of mass decafination.
E_B_A:
"Remember kids! Just because it's Junior League doesn't mean it is too early to start off your football career with rape charges or drug convictions!"
AngelNoir:
"Price check on 'AssWartsBeGone', I need a price check on 'ASSWARTSBEGONE'!"
E_B_A:
With the Escobar Seal of Approval for nondescript package services.
E_B_A:
"So No Smoking Plaque... where were YOU during the time of the murder? Well!? Not talking, aye?"
E_B_A:
"But if the germs are so small, then why do they look so big inside the microscope." "Where did you get your degree in science, again?" "McDonalds." "Ah."
meldrick:
"One false move, and Joanie gets it!""Chachi!""Hey, babe, guess I don't love you anymore."
E_B_A:
"But see... Miricle Clean won't JUST render your spouse or unwanted houseguest unconcious! It will also dissolve the body! Let's watch!"
AngelNoir:
"You fucked with the wrong eye care professional!"
E_B_A:
Eddie, long since retired from his lucrative career as a model for Iron Maiden covers, finds solace in cooking for his family and friends.
AngelNoir:
"Put me down for three on the Bears to beat the spread. What? '976-Boys'?! Well, in that case, put me down, spread me and beat me like three bears."
E_B_A:
"Let's toss these kittens in the dryer and find out!"
AngelNoir:
"Mister Uzi thinks otherwise!" "Uh, Mr. Charles, thats a revolver." "You get the point! Now, get me that mocca latte!" This is a bank." "Shit!"
meldrick:
"Hello, remember me? Hosted Who Wants to be A Millionare? Used to be a big hit? Well, let me introduce you to my new friend, Mr. Omnicron high power laser."
