BrakYeller:
"I PITY THE FOOL WHO DOESN'T USE PINE SOL!!!"
Occupant:
Janet just rambled on and on and on as Betty ushered her quietly over to where they sell the cattle prods.
Jazzsoda:
He was about to go with Summer's Eve but she seemed to know what she was talking about...
TravisBickle:
Yikes, and I thought the Blair Witch was scary when you didn't see it.
E_B_A:
"Perhaps you should be using Clorox in a well-ventilated area, lady. We're not supposed to talk, you know..."
Tinsel_God:
"Seriously, though, you DO bleach, don't you? I mean, that CAN'T be your natural cap color..."
E_B_A:
He's happy because someone just drove up and that means it's feeding time.
Cerg:
"Time for your bath Billy."
Doctor_Doom:
One-up-manship in the "I'm gonna wash your mouth out with soap" brand of parenting.
E_B_A:
"Kids don't know it's not cough syrup!"
Hippie:
Exhibit B... this is your jacket, isn't it, Miss Brite? *silence* Rainbow Brite? Is it your jacket? Did you murder him or not?!?
I DON'T GET IT!
Artanas:
1) Rotate 45 degrees 2) Squeeze trigger mechanisim 3) Spray and proceed to melt more fat off the ass of Big Bad Mama Pinesol
E_B_A:
Little Susy's skin medication carried with it some startling side effects.
Oz517:
Plug-Ins??? What a name for a tampon!
Shifter:
Funny, the mildew on MY bathroom tile always spells out, "You can't hide from us forever, sinner."
