Animebabe:
"Wow! When you said you could get us front row to the Shuttle launch I was so excited... WOW! it sure is hot!" *FWOOMP*
keogh:
Harv's colonic problems are legendary.
Hippie:
In the future, the Arby's training program will reach unheard levels of harshness.
GotMilk:
Millions of peaches. Peaches for free.
HanoverF:
Let's watch in slow motion, you can see when the robot rips Super Dave's spine from his body!
Artanas:
And now back to Robohobo... "Stop or there will be.... spare change mister? No? *BLAM BLAM BLAM*. Bad citizen."
Balderdash:
"Hold it right there! Don't move I've got a gu... garage door opener! Damn!"
HanoverF:
"You're right! There is something up Lincoln's Nose!"
E_B_A:
Pac Man grows hideous body hair-Eats the heads of small children. Film at 11.
HanoverF:
"I like my men like I like my Saki... small, warm and... no wait a minute, thats not right."
E_B_A:
The Maidenform Woman... you never know when she's going to dye her hair green and attack innocent housewives with a cleaver.
Seltaeb:
"Have no fear! Neaopolitan Spider Man is here!"
PsiBolt:
We Three Aliens of Orient are...
E_B_A:
Well, that's certainly ONE Primus concert down the tubes...
Cerg:
Eddie Munster is back, and boy is he PISSED.
E_B_A:
Phil totaly misunderstood the concept of an "air tank" when diving.
E_B_A:
"And the new Miss Chernobyl is..."
Artanas:
"Freeze, or we play violins!
E_B_A:
Even sculpting an entire dress out of rich, creamy butter couldn't please the princess.
Artanas:
That's right folks! Kid's around the world can't wait to enter Disney's "It's A Pissy World, Ain't It You Bastards..."
Valshiro:
"Shoo credits! I need to study for Alchemy 101!