Zoogicub

{{capper|Handle=Zoogicub

|ImageName=OswaldsOutlaws.jpg |ImageDescription=One-Hit Wonder |RealName=Do you really want to know? C'mon. We both know that's not true. You're a duck, I'm a human, it just doesn't matter! |Birthday=Sometime before disco was thrust upon man without permission. |Occupation=Hollywood drone. But at least I don't get anyone's coffee for them. |MaritalInfo=Single, ladies. *wink* |Kids= Incorporated? In the Hall? What? |HandleOrigin= Who knows? Half of it's probably about the Cubs, or the Bears, or something. I dunno. Look, what you do want from me? Spare change? Here! Take it! 37 cents! Now beat it! |AltHandles=Faucets, knobs, grips. I don't think there's a lot of variety beyond that. OH! You mean like alternate screen names. I getcha. *puts finger to nose* Don't have any I can recall. Most folks call me "Zoog" for short.

Capping since the days before the demise of Caption This! Making fun of movies since I was a kid. I credit Rich Koz, better known to Chicagoans as "Son of Svengoolie", or just "Sven". I actually got to meet him once a few years back. It was like meeting your god. And I made the guy crack up. Maybe dropping my pants wasn't the best way to do that.