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|ImageDescription=One-Hit Wonder
 
|ImageDescription=One-Hit Wonder
|RealName=Do you ''really'' want to know? C'mon. We both know that's not true. You're a duck, I'm a human, it just doesn't matter!
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|RealName=You'll find out soon enough. And you'll probably wish you hadn't.
 
|Birthday=Sometime before disco was thrust upon man without permission.
 
|Birthday=Sometime before disco was thrust upon man without permission.
 
|Occupation=Hollywood drone. But at least I don't get anyone's coffee for them.  
 
|Occupation=Hollywood drone. But at least I don't get anyone's coffee for them.  
|MaritalInfo=Single, ladies. *wink*
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|MaritalInfo=Single, ladies. 1-900-Hot-Zoog.  Just $1.50 a minute. *wink*
 
|Kids= Incorporated? In the Hall? What?  
 
|Kids= Incorporated? In the Hall? What?  
 
|HandleOrigin= Who knows? Half of it's probably about the Cubs, or the Bears, or something. I dunno.  Look, what you do want from me?  Spare change? Here! Take it! 37 cents! Now beat it!
 
|HandleOrigin= Who knows? Half of it's probably about the Cubs, or the Bears, or something. I dunno.  Look, what you do want from me?  Spare change? Here! Take it! 37 cents! Now beat it!

Revision as of 18:23, 8 May 2008

Meet the Cappers

One-Hit Wonder
  • Handle: Zoogicub
  • Real Name: You'll find out soon enough. And you'll probably wish you hadn't.
  • D.O.B.: Sometime before disco was thrust upon man without permission.
  • Occupation: Hollywood drone. But at least I don't get anyone's coffee for them.
  • Marital Status: Single, ladies. 1-900-Hot-Zoog. Just $1.50 a minute. *wink*
  • Kids: Incorporated? In the Hall? What?
  • Handle Origin: Who knows? Half of it's probably about the Cubs, or the Bears, or something. I dunno. Look, what you do want from me? Spare change? Here! Take it! 37 cents! Now beat it!
  • Alternate Handle(s): Faucets, knobs, grips. I don't think there's a lot of variety beyond that.

OH! You mean like alternate screen names. I getcha. *puts finger to nose* Don't have any I can recall. Most folks call me "Zoog" for short.

  • You Can Find Me Capping: I'll tell you later

Personal info

Capping since the days before the demise of Caption This! Making fun of movies since I was a kid. I credit Rich Koz, better known to Chicagoans as "Son of Svengoolie", or just "Sven". I actually got to meet him once a few years back. It was like meeting your god. And I made the guy crack up. Maybe dropping my pants wasn't the best way to do that.

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