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Shatner is one of those actors that cappers both love and loathe at the same time. Several running gags have spawned from this love/hate relationship cappers have including Shatner's smarm, Shatner's toupee, Shatner's obsession with green skinned women, and more.
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Shatner is one of those actors that cappers both love and loathe at the same time. Several running gags have spawned from this love/hate relationship cappers have including Shatner's smarm, Shatner's toupee, Shatner's girdle, Shatner's obsession with green skinned women, Shatner expressions (each assigned a number and brief description), the Shatner School Of Smarm (or was it a school of acting?) and more.
 
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Such as that "Big... Really Big" commercial shill thing, plus his infamous novelty rendition of 'Mr. Tambourine Man' and its erratic enunciation, in this style:<BR>
 
Such as that "Big... Really Big" commercial shill thing, plus his infamous novelty rendition of 'Mr. Tambourine Man' and its erratic enunciation, in this style:<BR>

Revision as of 02:14, 13 July 2006

Shatner is one of those actors that cappers both love and loathe at the same time. Several running gags have spawned from this love/hate relationship cappers have including Shatner's smarm, Shatner's toupee, Shatner's girdle, Shatner's obsession with green skinned women, Shatner expressions (each assigned a number and brief description), the Shatner School Of Smarm (or was it a school of acting?) and more.
Such as that "Big... Really Big" commercial shill thing, plus his infamous novelty rendition of 'Mr. Tambourine Man' and its erratic enunciation, in this style:

"Excuse Me would... You two like to ... invest in ... Priceline dot ... Com?"
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"Excuse Me would... You two like to ... invest in ... Priceline dot ... Com?"



(to the tune of Queen's "Flash's Theme") o/`...Shat - Ah - Smarmer of the universe Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us Shat - Ah - Lord of the Smarm He's for ev'ry one of us Smarms for ev'ry one of us He'll smarm with a mighty smirk Ev'ry man ev'ry woman ev'ry child With a mighty Shat Shat - Ah Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us Just a man with a super human smarm He knows nothing but smarm But he can never fail No one but the pure smarm May find the golden smarm oh oh oh oh Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us o/`
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(to the tune of Queen's "Flash's Theme")

o/`...Shat - Ah - Smarmer of the universe

Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us

Shat - Ah - Lord of the Smarm

He's for ev'ry one of us

Smarms for ev'ry one of us

He'll smarm with a mighty smirk

Ev'ry man ev'ry woman ev'ry child

With a mighty Shat

Shat - Ah

Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us

Just a man with a super human smarm

He knows nothing but smarm

But he can never fail

No one but the pure smarm

May find the golden smarm oh oh oh oh

Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us o/`


See also: Smarm