From the terrifying depths of the mind of Artanas:
"Hey folks, Satan's Penis here with a word
On screengrabs with horrific, alien beings, particularly vaguely phallic ones. Satan's Penis is not only the Dark Lord's instrument of fertilization, he is also a comedian with a particularly sick sense of humor.
"Hey, folks! Satan's Penis here. Freddy and I
have a lot in common, you know!
We can both be beaten, over and over..."
"Hi toots! Didn't mean to scare ya there!
Name's Penis, Satan's Penis! Have we met""
"Er..." "Here's my card *SPLAT* HAW, but I
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