MeQal

Meet the Cappers

• Handle: MeQal
• Real Name: Michael J. Pitts
• D.O.B.: Nov. 25, 1969
• Occupation: King of the Rednecks
• Marital Status: Married
• Kids: 3 daughters
• Handle Origin: I was part of a Star Trek club's Klingon division so I had to have a Klingon name. The name means "burns bright" and I have used it ever since.
• Alternate Handle(s): The Red X (mostly part of a running gag and occasional Halloween handle. Click link below for info regarding the gag), Purnell"Dope Smoking"Roberts, GoodKingmeQal (Chirstmas Handle)
• You Can Find Me Capping: I'll tell you later

Personal info

Words Of Wisdom

I was born naked and spent over half my life that way. Never stick Mr. Happy in a light socket. Join me in my endless quest for naked pictures of Ann B. Davis.

Adventures

I have been one f those people who's own life is rather strange. Mostly because of my input in it. Often I draw upon these adventures as a basis for my captions and at least one has become a bit of a running gag. Sometimes I swear the TV show "My Name Is Earl" was created by someone who knew me in my younger days.

The Jehovah's Witness Story

On day, years ago I happen to spot two Jehovah Witnesses canvasing the neighborhood I lived in trying to convert people. Well not wanting to be bothered by them and rather intoxicated at the time, I devised a plan to get rid of them. So stripped naked and greeted the two at my door, asking them which one was going to do it with me first. They fled in panic and I had never been bothered by a Jehovah's Witness at my home since. While it may not be the best way to get rid of someone, it does work.

The Scotty Story

Around the same period of my life when the Jehovah's Witness thing happen, another thing happen involving Star Trek actor James Doohan. A local radio station happen to have him as a guest and set up for a meet and greet outside their station. Again drunk, I happen to heard about this and decided it would be a good idea to go meet him. Well drinking all night and eating who knows what then riding in a car with my brother and 2 other drunks to meet someone famous at 8AM never ends well. We arrived at the station wasted and not really sure where we were anyhow. Well my brother disappeared while I stood in line to get "Scotty"s autograph. Well as I happen to get to the table, the contents of my stomach decided to make an exit, all over the table, James Doohan, the 2 morning DJs, and myself. Meanwhile the station had already called the cops because my brother had walked in and urinated on a potted plant in the reception area. I learned a few things that day. 1. James Doohan did not have a Scotish Accent. 2. He did know several obscenities. 3. Meeting a celebrity after a night of hard drinking is never a good idea. 4. While it is normally alright to pee on a tree, you should never do it in someone's office building. 5. You can dive head first into the open window of a Chevy Nova.

Links

• The Red X