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Handle=Dante83|
Real Name: Jay
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RealName=Jay|
 
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Birthday=03/03/1978|
D.O.B.: 03/03/1978
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Occupation=I'm a painter. I also hold down the obligatory, mind-dumbing day job.|
 
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MaritalInfo=The boyfriend and I have been together 6 years now.|
Occupation: I'm a painter. I also hold down the obligatory, mind-dumbing day job.
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Kids=I can't even keep a fern alive.|
 
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HandleOrigin=I was a big fan of the Divine Comedy in college. Then I just tacked on the 83 which has absolutely no significance whatsoever. Though that was the year I started kindergarten and I had a Smurf book-bag. And the smurf was carrying one of those bags on a stick, like the lovable little homeless blue thing it was.|
Marital Status: The boyfriend and I have been together 6 years now.
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AltHandles=Just plain old 'Dante.' I've considered dropping the '83' many times, but just can't seem to get myself to do it.|
 
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MyStuff=In lieu of any shocking tid-bits about me, (which don't exist) I can only think to list some of my preferred capping subjects and try to explain them, if an explanation is needed.
Kids: I can't even keep a fern alive.
 
 
 
Handle Origin: I was a big fan of the Divine Comedy in college. Then I just tacked on the 83 which has absolutely no significance whatsoever. Though that was the year I started kindergarten and I had a Smurf book-bag. And the smurf was carrying one of those bags on a stick, like the lovable little homeless blue thing it was.
 
 
 
Alternate Handle(s): Just plain old 'Dante.' I've considered dropping the '83' many times, but just can't seem to get myself to do it.
 
 
 
 
 
Personal Info: In lieu of any shocking tid-bits about me, (which don't exist) I can only think to list some of my preferred capping subjects and try to explain them, if an explanation is needed.
 
  
 
- "Steve" and "Debbie" - The default male and female name. They're just funny.
 
- "Steve" and "Debbie" - The default male and female name. They're just funny.
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- "I never sausage a thing." - Any image of linked meat. I can't help it.
 
- "I never sausage a thing." - Any image of linked meat. I can't help it.
  
- Buck Malloy - I will never understand where inside my brain this came from, but it comes out whenever I see an image of an old man with a younger man. I can't explain Buck Malloy. Because Buck Malloy doesn't exist. Or is that just what the government wants us to believe?
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- Buck Malloy - I will never understand where inside my brain this came from, but it comes out whenever I see an image of an old man with a younger man. I can't explain Buck Malloy. Because Buck Malloy doesn't exist. Or is that just what the government wants us to believe?}}
  
  
Links - www.doodlepark.com
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[www.doodlepark.com]

Revision as of 18:10, 30 July 2006

Meet the Cappers

Dante83
  • Handle: Dante83
  • Real Name: Jay
  • D.O.B.: 03/03/1978
  • Occupation: I'm a painter. I also hold down the obligatory, mind-dumbing day job.
  • Marital Status: The boyfriend and I have been together 6 years now.
  • Kids: I can't even keep a fern alive.
  • Handle Origin: I was a big fan of the Divine Comedy in college. Then I just tacked on the 83 which has absolutely no significance whatsoever. Though that was the year I started kindergarten and I had a Smurf book-bag. And the smurf was carrying one of those bags on a stick, like the lovable little homeless blue thing it was.
  • Alternate Handle(s): Just plain old 'Dante.' I've considered dropping the '83' many times, but just can't seem to get myself to do it.
  • You Can Find Me Capping: I'll tell you later

Personal info

In lieu of any shocking tid-bits about me, (which don't exist) I can only think to list some of my preferred capping subjects and try to explain them, if an explanation is needed.

- "Steve" and "Debbie" - The default male and female name. They're just funny.

- Sylvia Plath - Suicidal poets are endlessly funny.

- Brawny - Works with any image of someone wearing plaid.

- "Do you ever think about love?" - For some reason, this comes into my head whenever I see two people working at some kind of industrial job, or alternately, in a lab. It creates a back-and-forth I always like.

- Flinging Crap - Lowest common denominator humor in regard to monkeys? You bet.

- "I never sausage a thing." - Any image of linked meat. I can't help it.

- Buck Malloy - I will never understand where inside my brain this came from, but it comes out whenever I see an image of an old man with a younger man. I can't explain Buck Malloy. Because Buck Malloy doesn't exist. Or is that just what the government wants us to believe?

Links


[www.doodlepark.com]