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|Birthday=March 12-undetermined year.  If you ask, I'll have to kill you.
 
|Birthday=March 12-undetermined year.  If you ask, I'll have to kill you.
 
|Occupation=It doesn't take much to occupy me.
 
|Occupation=It doesn't take much to occupy me.
|MaritalInfo=Married
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|MaritalInfo=Married ("Why do I have to get married?  I didn't do anything wrong!)
 
|Kids=I'm married to a grown up child
 
|Kids=I'm married to a grown up child
|HandleOrigin=The voices in my head
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|HandleOrigin=The voices in my head told me I can pick my friends and I can pick my nose but I picked this capping handle instead.
|AltHandles=Like love handles, or handlebars?
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|AltHandles=Love handles?  Handlebars?
 
|MyStuff=I participate in full-contact mulching on weekends. In my spare time, I wrestle 6 foot Ewoks and rebuild blenders into hyperdrive engines.   
 
|MyStuff=I participate in full-contact mulching on weekends. In my spare time, I wrestle 6 foot Ewoks and rebuild blenders into hyperdrive engines.   
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I currently hold a black belt in origami.  
 
I currently hold a black belt in origami.  
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I finally received my diploma for gun and TV/VCR repair.   
 
I finally received my diploma for gun and TV/VCR repair.   
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I've been told I resemble Michelle Williams.  I think I resemble Michelle Williams on Weight Watchers.
 
I've been told I resemble Michelle Williams.  I think I resemble Michelle Williams on Weight Watchers.
 
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Actually, I am a short, sarcastic, subject to occasional road rage type behaviour, red haired, 30-some year old woman that leans towards cheesey and off beat humour, as if you couldn't tell.  Of course, I'm married, so that automatically implies some sort of sick sense of humour, doesn't it?   
 
Actually, I am a short, sarcastic, subject to occasional road rage type behaviour, red haired, 30-some year old woman that leans towards cheesey and off beat humour, as if you couldn't tell.  Of course, I'm married, so that automatically implies some sort of sick sense of humour, doesn't it?   
 
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<br>I also have a fondness for 80's music, comic books (mainly Strangers in Paradise and Birds of Prey), David Mitchell, beer, $20 words, tall men and a weird obsession with Simon le Bon from Duran Duran.}}
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<br>I also have a fondness for 80's music, comic books (mainly Strangers in Paradise and Birds of Prey), David Mitchell, beer, $20 words, tall men (6ft or taller?  you're in like Flynn!) and a weird obsession with Simon le Bon from Duran Duran.}}

Revision as of 11:05, 7 June 2006

Meet the Cappers

Dames like her always keep beer around!
  • Handle: DangerKitty
  • Real Name: Rachel-also go by Rae, Lee, Doofus and have been known to be called Squeaky Banana on occasion.
  • D.O.B.: March 12-undetermined year. If you ask, I'll have to kill you.
  • Occupation: It doesn't take much to occupy me.
  • Marital Status: Married ("Why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong!)
  • Kids: I'm married to a grown up child
  • Handle Origin: The voices in my head told me I can pick my friends and I can pick my nose but I picked this capping handle instead.
  • Alternate Handle(s): Love handles? Handlebars?
  • You Can Find Me Capping: I'll tell you later

Personal info

I participate in full-contact mulching on weekends. In my spare time, I wrestle 6 foot Ewoks and rebuild blenders into hyperdrive engines.
I currently hold a black belt in origami.
I finally received my diploma for gun and TV/VCR repair.
I've been told I resemble Michelle Williams. I think I resemble Michelle Williams on Weight Watchers.
Actually, I am a short, sarcastic, subject to occasional road rage type behaviour, red haired, 30-some year old woman that leans towards cheesey and off beat humour, as if you couldn't tell. Of course, I'm married, so that automatically implies some sort of sick sense of humour, doesn't it?

I also have a fondness for 80's music, comic books (mainly Strangers in Paradise and Birds of Prey), David Mitchell, beer, $20 words, tall men (6ft or taller? you're in like Flynn!) and a weird obsession with Simon le Bon from Duran Duran.

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