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* '''January 15''' - Would-be [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Ford Gerald Ford] presidential assassin [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudy_Ray_Moore Rudy Ray Moore] is sentenced to make another sequel to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolemite ''Dolemite''].
 
* '''January 15''' - Would-be [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Ford Gerald Ford] presidential assassin [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudy_Ray_Moore Rudy Ray Moore] is sentenced to make another sequel to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolemite ''Dolemite''].
  
* '''January 19''' - [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter Jimmy Carter] wins the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iowa_caucus Iowa Democratic Caucus], in a sorry display of mankind's desperate state of denial over losing dominion of Earth to the omniscient Cray-1.
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* '''January 19''' - [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter Jimmy Carter] wins the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iowa_caucus Iowa Democratic Caucus], in a sorry display of mankind's state of denial over losing dominion of Earth to the omniscient Cray-1.
  
 
* '''January 21''' - The first commercial [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concorde ''Concorde''] flight takes off in a desperate bid to suicide-bomb the city-sized Cray-1. It fails. [http://www.hipsoda.com/jazz/gallery/thousands.html Thousands die].
 
* '''January 21''' - The first commercial [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concorde ''Concorde''] flight takes off in a desperate bid to suicide-bomb the city-sized Cray-1. It fails. [http://www.hipsoda.com/jazz/gallery/thousands.html Thousands die].

Revision as of 19:09, 25 January 2007

The year of badassingness.

Events

January

  • January 21 - The first commercial Concorde flight takes off in a desperate bid to suicide-bomb the city-sized Cray-1. It fails. Thousands die.

February

  • February 4 - The 1976 Winter Olympics are cancelled when Cray-1 declares that human physical competition is irrelevant.
  • February 4 - In Guatemala and Honduras, an earthquake is reported to kill more than 22,000 people. It is later revealed that this was a mistranslation of stories from the Central American media, and that in fact the professional wrestler Earthquake was responsible.
  • February 15 - The 1976 Constitution of Cuba is adopted by national referendum. Cray-1 takes this as a direct affront to its dominion over the planet, and raises the tides, causing Cuba to vanish into the sea.

March

  • March 4 - The Tobey Maguire Seven are found guilty of possessing explosive charisma and subsequently jailed for 14 years.
  • March 26 - Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom sends the first royal e-mail. It is sent to Cray-1, and is a desperate plea to not execute the royal family at the pincers of Cray-1's cybernetic Murderoids.
  • March 27 - Britain's royal family mysteriously vanishes.

Pages in category "1976 births"

The following 2 pages are in this category, out of 2 total.