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'''Origin'''
 
'''Origin'''
  
Probably first targeted at this TV spokesperson...
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Born out of [[Artanas]] and [[Cerg]]'s attempts to make sense of a freakishly large woman who kept appearing on Psychic Talk USA commercials, looking hungry, Amplewoman was at first the butt of many simple "[http://hipsoda.com/jazz/gallery/threadframer.html?where=amplewoman lookit the big fat lady!]" caps...
[[Image:Mumumu.jpg|Amplewoman!]]
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{{caption|Samewoman.jpg|Artanas|Sadly, they're both looking at the same lady. PsychicTalk ring a bell?}}
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...before expanding to ridiculous size and branching out into Ample-themed compound words...
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{{caption|Amplebaby.jpg|Artanas|"Life hasn't been the same since we had Amplebaby. Shit, you try hauling this 200 pound infant all day. Shoot me!"}}
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...and finally evolving into a host of highly disgusting captions detailing Amplewoman's individual [http://hipsoda.com/jazz/gallery/threadframer.html?where=amplewoman-dark body parts]:
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{{caption|Amplelabia.jpg|Occupant|We have only seconds to escape the dreaded Ample-labia! RIDE!!!}}
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Amplewoman would also play a large role in the first [http://hipsoda.com/scgi-bin/story.cgi?next=outline Write This] interactive story at Artanas' [[Dementia 3000]], doing [http://hipsoda.com/scgi-bin/story.cgi?next=14&chapter=3 battle] with the protagonist over his right to not be eaten by Amplewoman.
  
The Amplewoman thread also generates compound words at will such as Amplecanal, Amplehat or Ampleturtle.
 
  
 
'''Examples'''
 
'''Examples'''
 
{{caption|924067770.jpg|Widget|Meanwhile, at the Memorial of The Unknown Amplesoldier...|Capped ca.  4/14 /99}}
 
{{caption|924067770.jpg|Widget|Meanwhile, at the Memorial of The Unknown Amplesoldier...|Capped ca.  4/14 /99}}
 
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{{caption|Amplewoman01.jpg|Agent_GropeMe|"Hiiiii boys!" Hey, Amplewoman need luvin' too, y'know}}
 
{{caption|Amplewoman01.jpg|Agent_GropeMe|"Hiiiii boys!" Hey, Amplewoman need luvin' too, y'know}}
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{{caption|Amplewoman02.jpg|DiscoBoy|"Amplewoman appears to have a yeast infection, captain. I'm going in!"}}
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{{caption|Amplewoman02.jpg|DiscoBoy|"Amplewoman appears to have a yeast infection, captain. I'm going in!"}}
 
  
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Some absolute genius (exactly who it was is lost to the mists of time, but if you're out there reading this entry, make yourself known so we may praise your name) once dubbed this woman "Jabba the Slut," a nomenclature to which Beedo took an unhealthy delight, always attempting to caption an image of Amplewoman with some of Jabba's dialogue from the various ''Star Wars'' movies in which he appeared.
  
  
  
 
'''Links'''
 
'''Links'''
*http://hipsoda.com/jazz/gallery/amplewoman.html
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*[http://hipsoda.com/jazz/gallery/threadframer.html?where=amplewoman Jazzsoda's Caption Gallery - Amplewoman]
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*[http://hipsoda.com/jazz/gallery/threadframer.html?where=amplewoman-dark Jazzsoda's Caption Gallery - Amplewoman Dark]
 
*http://staff.ulv.edu/~borere/captions/cap4.htm
 
*http://staff.ulv.edu/~borere/captions/cap4.htm
 
*http://staff.ulv.edu/~borere/captions3/cap57.htm
 
*http://staff.ulv.edu/~borere/captions3/cap57.htm

Revision as of 17:01, 21 June 2006

Amplewoman!

Origin

Born out of Artanas and Cerg's attempts to make sense of a freakishly large woman who kept appearing on Psychic Talk USA commercials, looking hungry, Amplewoman was at first the butt of many simple "lookit the big fat lady!" caps...

Sadly, they're both looking at the same lady. PsychicTalk ring a bell?
Artanas
Sadly, they're both looking at the same lady. PsychicTalk ring a bell?


...before expanding to ridiculous size and branching out into Ample-themed compound words...

"Life hasn't been the same since we had Amplebaby. Shit, you try hauling this 200 pound infant all day. Shoot me!"
Artanas
"Life hasn't been the same since we had Amplebaby. Shit, you try hauling this 200 pound infant all day. Shoot me!"



...and finally evolving into a host of highly disgusting captions detailing Amplewoman's individual body parts:

We have only seconds to escape the dreaded Ample-labia! RIDE!!!
Occupant
We have only seconds to escape the dreaded Ample-labia! RIDE!!!


Amplewoman would also play a large role in the first Write This interactive story at Artanas' Dementia 3000, doing battle with the protagonist over his right to not be eaten by Amplewoman.


Examples

Capped ca. 4/14 /99
Widget
Meanwhile, at the Memorial of The Unknown Amplesoldier...


"Hiiiii boys!" Hey, Amplewoman need luvin' too, y'know
Agent_GropeMe
"Hiiiii boys!" Hey, Amplewoman need luvin' too, y'know


"Amplewoman appears to have a yeast infection, captain. I'm going in!"
DiscoBoy
"Amplewoman appears to have a yeast infection, captain. I'm going in!"



Some absolute genius (exactly who it was is lost to the mists of time, but if you're out there reading this entry, make yourself known so we may praise your name) once dubbed this woman "Jabba the Slut," a nomenclature to which Beedo took an unhealthy delight, always attempting to caption an image of Amplewoman with some of Jabba's dialogue from the various Star Wars movies in which he appeared.


Links

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