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|RealName=Brian R***CLASSIFIED***
  
|Birthday=1976
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|Birthday=A while ago
  
 
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* Love Handles: Hey, fuck you
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|YouCanFindMeCapping=If you've got nothing better to do
  
|MyStuff=There are many things about me which are personal. I do not see why I should share these things with an internet community that could easily use such information against me. To think, I’ve considered some of you people my friends! You vicious, backstabbing betrayers. I hope you all burn.
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*Love Handle(s): Hey, fuck you
  
Continue reading to find out more about me!
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|MyStuff=Hey, here's some repurposed comics I made for you.
  
==Background==
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===Dilbert Tracy===
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[[Image:Dilbert_Tracy.jpg]]
  
At a very early age, I was born. I spent my childhood gradually growing larger and developing such skills as language and reasoning. I went through this weird phase where I was a teenager, but that passed. I am currently an adult.
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===Cathy Revised===
 
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[[Image:Cathy_Revised.jpg]]
==Captioneering==
 
 
 
I am a member of The Saturday Nightshift, an underground, alternative-comedy collective so obscure that we only play to an audience of ourselves. In this capacity, I have created such recurring gags as “Easily Distracted Man,” “NO NO WRONG NO BAD WRONG NO,” and “Preston Millarity, The Man In The Seersucker Suit Who Projectile Vomits Whenever He Sees An Image Of The Queen.”
 
 
 
I am sick to death of capping Darren McGavin.
 
 
 
==Physical Characteristics==
 
 
 
As a pure spirit entity, I have no physical characteristics. I access capping websites by “inhabiting” any nearby computer and manipulating the signal with telekimorphic powers that I learned from a wizened old guru who lived in the remote mountain region of Tiyakwiana. I’m telling you, that guy was a total hardcase. It’s like, you live in a magic mountain with a tribe of yetis and you wear a bathrobe all day –- lighten up!
 
 
 
==Habitat==
 
 
 
The Q Compound is located in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. I can’t be any more specific than that because it’s supposed to be a secret base, and if I tell you then it’s not a secret anymore, and if there’s one thing I am good at, it is keeping secrets. Like that time I was talking to Hippie and he accidentally came out of the closet. Oh, what’s that? You never heard about that? SECRET KEPT!
 
 
 
==Things You Should Totally Google==
 
 
 
Dinosaur Comics. Joe Mathlete's Great American Blog (especially ''Marmaduke Explained'' and ''The Grone Protocol''). The Church Of The Subgenius (especially ''The Hour Of Slack''). The Pleasure Is Back. McSweeney's Internet Tendency. The Commune's Manifestos Of Fun. Bulldada Newsblog.
 
 
 
==YouTube Links You Should Click On If You Want To Be Smothered By Awesomeness==
 
 
 
''forthcoming''
 
  
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===The Wizard Of Fuck You===
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[[Image:Wizard_Of_Fuck_You.jpg]]
  
  

Latest revision as of 02:29, 6 November 2008

Meet the Cappers

AgentQ
  • Handle: AgentQ
  • Real Name: Brian R***CLASSIFIED***
  • D.O.B.: A while ago
  • Occupation: Yes
  • Marital Status: False
  • Kids: Doubtful
  • Handle Origin: Indeed
  • Alternate Handle(s): Not lately
  • You Can Find Me Capping: If you've got nothing better to do
  • Love Handle(s): Hey, fuck you

Personal info

Hey, here's some repurposed comics I made for you.

Dilbert Tracy

Dilbert Tracy.jpg

Cathy Revised

Cathy Revised.jpg

The Wizard Of Fuck You

Wizard Of Fuck You.jpg

Links