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|RealName=Brian Reubelt.
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|RealName=Brian R***CLASSIFIED***
  
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|Birthday=Bicentennial baby.
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|Birthday=A while ago
  
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|Occupation=At this point, I'm something of a career temp. Go on, ladies, make a line.
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|Occupation=Yes
  
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|MaritalInfo=I'm thirty and single. And if I've learned anything from movies, this means that any day now I should meet the love of my life by accidentally hitting her in the face with a door while exiting a restaurant. She'll have a loutish boyfriend and shrill parents, and all sorts of wacky complications will ensue, but ultimately true love will win out.
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|MaritalInfo=False
  
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|Kids=None. My Godson is awesome, though. I'm still not sure how I became a Godfather, being an atheist and all.
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|Kids=Doubtful
  
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|HandleOrigin=Oh dear. The less attention we pay to my lameass generic "I need a handle quick" handle, the better. If I'd known it would still be with me nearly ten years later, I'd have put something vaguely resembling a thought into it.
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|HandleOrigin=Indeed
  
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|AltHandles=I took to using BrianQ near the end of my time at Caption This. I'm not sure why; clearly my affection for my original handle is evident from my comments above.
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|AltHandles=Not lately
  
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|MyStuff=Was a frequent--at times too frequent--capper between 1997 and the early '00s. Currently part of the Saturday nightshift at IS. In the old days I had a tendency to exit the gallery with a showy, violent death. But dying takes a lot out of you, and I don't do that so often anymore.
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|YouCanFindMeCapping=If you've got nothing better to do
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*Love Handle(s): Hey, fuck you
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|MyStuff=Hey, here's some repurposed comics I made for you.
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===Dilbert Tracy===
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[[Image:Dilbert_Tracy.jpg]]
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===Cathy Revised===
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[[Image:Cathy_Revised.jpg]]
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===The Wizard Of Fuck You===
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[[Image:Wizard_Of_Fuck_You.jpg]]
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[[Category:1976 births|AgentQ]]
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[[Category:2069 deaths|AgentQ]]
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[[Category:Living people|AgentQ]]
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[[Category:American cappers|AgentQ]]
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[[Category:American teetotalers who didn't know there was a term for such a thing until only a little while ago and am only one out of simple personal preference rather than some kind of grandstanding morality|AgentQ]]
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[[Category:People known by pseudonyms|AgentQ]]
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[[Category:The next category will be "Capper," which is annoying as fuck because it totally breaks the format of all the other categories and yet there is nothing I can do about it, goddammit all to hell|AgentQ]]
  
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Since I have no online photos to post, I'll instead give you a few details and let you draw a magical picture in your mind. I'm 5'9", weigh about 190, tend towards darker-hued t-shirts and jeans, wear glasses, have a lovingly blow-dried head of thick brown hair, sport a beard, and have a long, jagged scar on my face that resulted from a swordfight between myself and Tim Roth's character in Rob Roy. One of these details may be entirely made up.
 
 
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* [http://www.hipsoda.com/jazz/gallery/cappers.php?who=AgentQ My page at Jazzsoda's gallery]

Latest revision as of 02:29, 6 November 2008

Meet the Cappers

AgentQ
  • Handle: AgentQ
  • Real Name: Brian R***CLASSIFIED***
  • D.O.B.: A while ago
  • Occupation: Yes
  • Marital Status: False
  • Kids: Doubtful
  • Handle Origin: Indeed
  • Alternate Handle(s): Not lately
  • You Can Find Me Capping: If you've got nothing better to do
  • Love Handle(s): Hey, fuck you

Personal info

Hey, here's some repurposed comics I made for you.

Dilbert Tracy

Dilbert Tracy.jpg

Cathy Revised

Cathy Revised.jpg

The Wizard Of Fuck You

Wizard Of Fuck You.jpg

Links

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