Dangerkitty
- Handle: DangerKitty
- Real Name: Rachel-also go by Rae, Lee, Doofus and have been known to be called Squeaky Banana on occasion.
- D.O.B.: March 12-undetermined year. If you ask, I'll have to kill you.
- Occupation: It doesn't take much to occupy me. Then again, it doesn't take much to entertain me either.
- Marital Status: Married ("Why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong!"-direct quote)
- Kids: I'm married to a grown up child
- Handle Origin: The voices in my head told me I can pick my friends and I can pick my nose but I picked this capping handle instead.
- Alternate Handle(s): Love handles? Handlebars?
- You Can Find Me Capping: I'll tell you later
Personal info
I participate in full-contact mulching on weekends. In my spare time, I wrestle 6 foot Ewoks and rebuild blenders into hyperdrive engines.
I currently hold a black belt in origami.
I finally received my diploma for gun and TV/VCR repair.
I've been told I resemble Michelle Williams. I think I resemble Michelle Williams on Weight Watchers.
Actually, I am a short, sarcastic, subject to occasional road rage type behaviour, red haired, 30-some year old woman that leans towards cheesey and off beat humour, as if you couldn't tell. Of course, I'm married, so that automatically implies some sort of sick sense of humour, doesn't it?
I also have a fondness for 80's music, comic books (mainly Strangers in Paradise and Birds of Prey), David Mitchell, beer, $20 words, tall men (6ft or taller? you're in like Flynn!) and a weird obsession with Simon le Bon from Duran Duran.
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