Chocolate Pit

Usage

The Chocolate Pit is where Capper Crushes wrestle for our amusement and affection. It's often referenced when there are two or more Capper Crushes in a movie or a screengrab together.

Origin

Created by several lady Cappers while capping Pirates of the Caribbean and fighting over universal Capper Crushes, Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. Archived here.

Examples

• http://www.glitterrock.org/etc3s045.html
• http://www.glitterrock.org/etc3s051.html
• http://www.glitterrock.org/mst3k24.html

The Chocolate Pit is also referenced in song by the Screengrab Spongemonkey, one of the many handles GlitterRock uses to post screengrabs on Glitter's Cap-Page Board.

WE LOVE THE CAPPERS!!!
COZ THEY ARE GOOD TO US!
THE CAP-PAGE CAPPERS!!!
THEY ARE FUNNY
THEY ARE GOOFY
THEY ARE HAPPY
BECAUSE WE
POST SCREENGRABS!!!
THEY GOT A CHOCOLATE PIT!!!

• There is also a Peanut Butter Pit, used when the chocolate pit is unavailable, most notably when Charisma Carpenter and Amy Jo Johnson fought in the first Capper Crush chronicles, a fight that was interrupted by the late Anthony Ainley and his cricket bat.

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