Screengrab Gods
Origin
When GlitterRock originally posted screen-captures on Glitter's Cap-Page Board, it was originally under his own name. In September of 2002, though, he decided to take on another persona: the Screengrab Gods, to allude that they were the ones providing the images. Over the years, they've become part of the CPB's mythology and have been referred to in captions themselves. Over time, different Screengrabs Gods have appeared on the Board:
==The Screengrab Gods==
First appearance: September 7, 2002
Number of posts "they" made before retirement: 12,345
Title: "We demand your worship! And your Milano cookies!"
Song on personal bio: o/~ We've been around forever and we grabbed the very first screen. We put the pictures & images together. We are the Screengrab Gods and we grab the screens. We grab the images that makes the whole world cap. We weed out the pictures that are totally crap. We grab the scenes of the shows which have been. We are the Screengrab Gods and we grab the screens... o/~
Contents
The Screengrab Cowell
First appearance: January 28, 2003
Number of posts "they" made before retirement: 14,481
Title: "That was the worst caption I've ever heard. And you can keep your bloody Milano cookies!"
The Screengrab Neville
First appearance: July 3, 2003
Number of posts "they" made before retirement: 30,758
Title: "Finally, I got me a gig *without* Linda Ronstadt! Anybody want some MOLE-ano cookies?"
The Screengrab Walken
First appearance: May 2, 2004
Number of posts "they" made before retirement: 34,471 (briefly returned for "The Stepford Wives")
Title:' "Please enjoy these screengrabs. I have no Milano cookies to offer you... but perhaps you would like some shom-pan-yah?"
The Screengrab Spongemonkey
First appearance: January 2, 2005 (reigning Screengrab God)
Number of posts "they" made before retirement: 66,071 and still going
Title: "WE LOVE THE CAPPERS!!! COZ THEY ARE GOOD TO US! THE CAP-PAGE CAPPERS!!! THEY ARE FUNNY THEY ARE GOOFY THEY ARE HAPPY BECAUSE WE POST SCREENGRABS!!! THEY GOT A CHOCOLATE PIT!!!
Examples
