Shatner

meQal (to the tune of Queen's "Flash's Theme")

o/`...Shat - Ah - Smarmer of the universe

Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us

Shat - Ah - Lord of the Smarm

He's for ev'ry one of us

Smarms for ev'ry one of us

He'll smarm with a mighty smirk

Ev'ry man ev'ry woman ev'ry child

With a mighty Shat

Shat - Ah

Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us

Just a man with a super human smarm

He knows nothing but smarm

But he can never fail

No one but the pure smarm

May find the golden smarm oh oh oh oh

Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us o/`