Zoogicub
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- Handle: Zoogicub
- Real Name: You'll find out soon enough. And you'll probably wish you hadn't.
- D.O.B.: Sometime before disco was thrust upon man without permission.
- Occupation: Hollywood drone. But at least I don't get anyone's coffee for them.
- Marital Status: Single, ladies. 1-900-Hot-Zoog. Just $1.50 a minute. *wink*
- Kids: Incorporated? In the Hall? What?
- Handle Origin: Who knows? Half of it's probably about the Cubs, or the Bears, or something. I dunno. Look, what you do want from me? Spare change? Here! Take it! 37 cents! Now beat it!
- Alternate Handle(s): Faucets, knobs, grips. I don't think there's a lot of variety beyond that.
OH! You mean like alternate screen names. I getcha. *puts finger to nose* Don't have any I can recall. Most folks call me "Zoog" for short.
- You Can Find Me Capping: I'll tell you later
Personal info
Capping since the days before the demise of Caption This! Making fun of movies since I was a kid. I credit Rich Koz, better known to Chicagoans as "Son of Svengoolie", or just "Sven". I actually got to meet him once a few years back. It was like meeting your god. And I made the guy crack up. Maybe dropping my pants wasn't the best way to do that.
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