Zoogicub

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One-Hit Wonder
  • Handle: Zoogicub
  • Real Name: Do you really want to know? C'mon. We both know that's not true. You're a duck, I'm a human, it just doesn't matter!
  • D.O.B.: Sometime before disco was thrust upon man without permission.
  • Occupation: Hollywood drone. But at least I don't get anyone's coffee for them.
  • Marital Status: Single, ladies. *wink*
  • Kids: Incorporated? In the Hall? What?
  • Handle Origin: Who knows? Half of it's probably about the Cubs, or the Bears, or something. I dunno. Look, what you do want from me? Spare change? Here! Take it! 37 cents! Now beat it!
  • Alternate Handle(s): unknown
  • You Can Find Me Capping: I'll tell you later

Personal info

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Links |AltHandles= Faucets, knobs, grips. I don't think there's a lot of variety beyond that. OH! You mean like alternate screen names. I getcha. *puts finger to nose* Don't have any I can recall.


{{{Capping since the days before the demise of Caption This! Making fun of movies since I was a kid. I credit Rich Koz, better known to Chicagoans as "Son of Svengoolie", or just "Sven". I actually got to meet him once a few years back. It was like meeting your god. And I made the guy crack up. Maybe dropping my pants wasn't the best way to do that.}}}