Heisenberg

Meet the Cappers

• Handle: Heisenberg
• Real Name: (varies with environmental setting)
• D.O.B.: (fluctuates)
• Occupation: (indeterminable)
• Marital Status: Single
• Kids: D.N.E.
• Handle Origin: Uncertain
• Alternate Handle(s): none or too many to list
• You Can Find Me Capping: Or You Can Find Me Napping, And Sometimes, Mainly Friday Nights, The Air-Waves I Am Zapping!

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Personal info

If I am anywhere, I am everywhere. Or not.

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Links

All about Werner (comprehensive version)

All about Werner (short-attention-span version)

The Uncertainty Principle (comprehensive version)

The Uncertainty Principle (short-attention-span version)