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| − | |RealName=Brian Reubelt | + | |RealName=Brian R***CLASSIFIED*** |
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| − | |Birthday=April 27 | + | |Birthday=A while ago |
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| − | |Occupation=Benefit analyst | + | |Occupation=Yes |
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| − | |MaritalInfo=Single | + | |MaritalInfo=False |
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| − | |Kids=Nope | + | |Kids=Doubtful |
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| − | |HandleOrigin=Oh dear. The less attention we pay to my lameass generic "I need a handle quick" handle, the better. If I'd known it would still be with me nearly ten years later, I'd have put something vaguely resembling a thought into it. | + | |HandleOrigin=Indeed |
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| − | |AltHandles=I took to using BrianQ near the end of my time at Caption This. I'm not sure why; clearly my affection for my original handle is evident from my comments above. | + | |AltHandles=Not lately |
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| − | |MyStuff=Brian Poobelt (born August 18, 1827) is an [[American]] [[capper]], better known by the [[handle]] '''AgentQ''', and also as [[That Dipshit Over There]]. A [[Caption This]] veteran, he is currently a member of the [[Saturday Nightshift]]. Everything he touches dies, and his sexual perversions are legion. He hates it when other people edit his [[Wikipedia]] profile. | + | |YouCanFindMeCapping=If you've got nothing better to do |
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| − | ==Background==
| + | *Love Handle(s): Hey, fuck you |
| − | A [[reincarnation]] of the divine [[Quetzalcoatl]] made flesh, AgentQ was born in a small wooden shack near a sexually active [[volcano]] in downtown [[Utah]]. His mother was not present at the time. His childhood was spent watching [[Masters Of The Universe]] and bludgeoning [[mole-rats]]. His first word was reportedly "[[Ombudsman]]." [http://www.avclub.com/content/node/55840]
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| − | In second grade, AgentQ began an affair with his teacher, which was [[awesome]]. By eighth grade he'd lost his [[virginity]], but he called his friends for help and was able to find it again. Carl, I know you drank the last [[beer]], and if you don't fess up I will beat the living shit out of you.
| + | |MyStuff=Hey, here's some repurposed comics I made for you. |
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| − | AgentQ's high school experience mirrored ''[[My So-Called Life]]'' exactly, right down to the [[red hair that wouldn't stay tucked behind the fucking ears]]. In college, he majored in not attending classes. By the time he graduated, he was as old as [[Dustin Hoffman]] in ''[[The Graduate]]''.
| + | ===Dilbert Tracy=== |
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| − | ==Captioneering== | + | ===Cathy Revised=== |
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| − | AgentQ began [[capping]] at an early age, by writing [[obscenities]] and crude [[innuendos]] underneath emotionally shattering [[newspaper photographs]]. Eventually, he learned what a [[computer]] was, and discovered a site related to the comedy series ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]'' that allowed him to add [[snark]] to the digital world. Uniting with like-minded brethren, he proved how [[totally retarded]] he was. Yeah, you heard me. Eat shit. Love, [[Jazzsoda]].
| + | ===The Wizard Of Fuck You=== |
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| − | In his plentiful time on [[Caption This]] and later [[Inventing Situations]], AgentQ hasn't made any lasting contributions, and isn't nearly as funny as [[Sir_Fartsalot]], the [[badassingest]] [[capper]] around, whose [[thread]] "[[Hey, that's a turd!]]" set the capping world on fire in late 2006. You all know it. [http://www.hedonistica.com/images/2006/02/fart-light.jpg]
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| − | AgentQ's whereabouts are currently unknown. He was last seen buying a shake at a [[White Castle]] in [[Kenosha]], Wisconsin. He is presumed dead, which was incidentally going to be the title of a planned sequel to ''[[Presumed Innocent]]'' that never got off the ground. Hey, that's a turd!
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| − | ==Videography== | |
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| − | AgentQ has hosted numerous [[game shows]], the faggot, including the following:
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| − | *''[[You Bet Your Ass]]''
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| − | *''[[Press Your Luck Up Against The Glass, Yeah Like That, Oh, Baby]]''
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| − | *''[[Love Conniption]]''
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| − | *''[[Tic Tac D'oh]]''
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| − | *''[[The Match Game]]''
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| | + | [[Category:1976 births|AgentQ]] |
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| | + | [[Category:American teetotalers who didn't know there was a term for such a thing until only a little while ago and am only one out of simple personal preference rather than some kind of grandstanding morality|AgentQ]] |
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| | + | [[Category:The next category will be "Capper," which is annoying as fuck because it totally breaks the format of all the other categories and yet there is nothing I can do about it, goddammit all to hell|AgentQ]] |
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| + | * [http://www.hipsoda.com/jazz/gallery/cappers.php?who=AgentQ My page at Jazzsoda's gallery] |
