http://hipsoda.com/wiki/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Beedo&feedformat=atomCapper Wiki - User contributions [en]2024-03-29T11:17:25ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.34.1http://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Vitamin_Beedo&diff=5008Vitamin Beedo2006-08-12T22:14:38Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>This started when I was trying to think up the World's Worst Pick-Up Line, based on the cornball lines the ''MST3K'' gang used during their riffs.<br />
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And I succeeded beyond my wildest expectations.<br />
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The line I came up with was: "I'm no doctor, but you look like you could do with a healthy dose of Vitamin ''Me''." I believe it came to me in early 1996, shortly after I started at Kent State University's main campus, and a fellow student (whose handle I can't recall, and of whom I've never seen hide nor hair since -- he must have been an angel on a mission to direct me to Capping) got me onto ''Caption This!'' after I sat down in the computer lab next to this guy who had a familiar trio of silhouetted ninnyhammers on a screengrab-page.<br />
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Anyway, I started using this caption whenever there was a screengrab of a particulalry smarmy-looking guy who was grinning predatorially at an attractive female. But whenever there was an ''exceptionally'' attractive female in a screengrab, particularly one on her own, I changed it from the original "Vitamin Me" version to "I'm no doctor, but she looks like she could do with a healthy dose of Vitamin Beedo!" so the other cappers present would be left with no doubt about my feelings for that particular actress. From there developed my online persona (which is actually just my own ''real'' persona transmitted by modem) of a hot-headed, scathingly sarcastic, unbelievably libidinous computer-hacking alien. ("You can't say ''libido'' without saying ''Beedo''!") <br />
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And then other cappers started picking it up. I was flattered. My line was so incredibly bad, it was considered (by some odd Zen-like inversion) ''good''. People started using it when I wasn't on the boards. And then, the world-spanning nature of the internet came into play.<br />
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Supermassive ego aside, I have no illusions about my greatness (or considerable and eminently noticeable lack thereof), but my ceaseless efforts on the internet since being introduced to it in 1996 have produced two documented pop-culture phenomena. The first is getting Beedo named as Greedo's ''cousin'' (as opposed to any other non-specific relative), since I've never seen him described as such anywhere in any other ''Star Wars'' book or website before I started my own Beedo-based website. The second (and much more satisfying) came when it seems the internet disseminated my excruciatingly bad pick-up line across the world to such a degree that it became widespread enough to appear in a book, [http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1843170191/ref=sr_11_1/026-8511730-8798821?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance The World's Stupidest Chat-Up Lines], although in a slightly modified form.<br />
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[[Image:VitaminBeedo6.JPG]]<br />
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For more information, you can visit the [http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shuttle/6886/Vitamin.html Fake Advertiser's Announcement - Vitamin Beedo Online!] official page. And try not to retch at the appallingly bad entendres so unsubtle, they're stuck somewhere between double and single. Enjoy!<br />
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''' - Beedo'''<br />
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Back to [[Running Gags]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Sci-Fi_Lighting&diff=5007Sci-Fi Lighting2006-08-12T22:09:35Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>Sci-Fi lighting is often used to discribe screengrabs so poorly lit that they appear almost black. The term comes from the Sci-Fi Network's useage of poor lighting in their original films to lower production costs. Often they will produce a film which features several scenes which is mostly an almost pitch black night sceen with some beast growling. During the time of Caption This! on their website, cappers began to notice this trend and began joking about how poor the lighting was. This evolved into calling all poorly lit screengrabs into having captions like "lighting by Sci-Fi" and such and thus the gag about Sci-Fi lighting was born.<br />
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{{caption|Whoaboobieslip.jpg|TheGrayZombie|I've got a complaint. Bad lighting. You'd think this was Sci Fi or something..... }}<br />
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Cappers mainly being Sci-Fi fans, several variations of the Sci-Fi Lighting gag crept in over the years, with inspirations taken from such sources as:<br />
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'''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy''':<br />
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"Every time I push one o’ these weird black buttons which is labelled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up black to let me know I've done it."<br />
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'''Star Wars''':<br />
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"I think my eyes ARE getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big, LIGHT blur." And variations on that theme. (Usually attributed to Beedo. Incessantly.)<br />
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Back to [[Running Gags]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Capper_Crush&diff=5006Capper Crush2006-08-12T22:01:34Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>'''Usage'''<br />
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A celebrity from music, television, or movies that a Capper is attracted to. Also known as Celebrity Crush.<br />
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'''Origin'''<br />
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The origins of the 'Capper Crush' is mixed. [[TheGrayZombie]] has admitted his attraction towards Charisma Carpenter since 1998. And both [[Amon]] and [[AgentMoldy]] frequently talked about their attraction/lust for Faith Hill and David Duchovny, respectively, during [[Caption This]]-capping in the late 90s. The exact term "Capper Crush" was coined during the infamous Capper Crush month in 2004 on [[Glitter's Cap-Page Board]].<br />
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'''Examples'''<br />
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Several known Capper Crushes include: Eliza Dushku ([[GlitterRock]]), Donald Sutherland ([[NurseNoir]]), Allison Mack ([[PrezGAR]]), Johnny Depp (various lady Cappers), Pete Burns ([[TheLurker]]) , Ewan McGregor ([[tinaw]]), Evangeline Lilly ([[ArchHallJr]]), Charisma Carpenter ([[TheGrayZombie]]), Michael McManus ([[Granamyr]]}, Faith Hill ([[Amon]]), David Duchovny ([[AgentMoldy]]), Hugh Jackman ([[TheDiva]]), Orlando Bloom ([[LauraPowers85]]), and just about any non-Amplewoman female with a pulse ([[Beedo]]).<br />
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Image:Habe_kai.JPG|Michael McManus<br />
Image:allison-mack.jpg|Allison Mack<br />
Image:bloom.jpg|Orlando<br />
Image:charisma.jpg|Charisma Carpenter<br />
Image:depp.jpg|Johnny Depp<br />
Image:dsutherland.jpg|Donald Sutherland<br />
Image:dushku.jpg|Eliza Dushku<br />
Image:jackman1.jpg|Hugh Jackman<br />
Image:faithhill.jpg|Faith Hill<br />
Image:ewan.jpg|Ewan McGregor<br />
Image:lilly.jpg|Evangeline Lilly<br />
Image:David_duchovny.jpg|David Duchovny<br />
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'''Links'''<br />
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*[http://p083.ezboard.com/fglitterscappostpartyfrm383.showMessage?topicID=367.topic a list of Cap-Page Board Cappers' celebrity crushes]<br />
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Back to [[Running Gags]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=...and_Morgul,_as_the_Friendly_Drelb&diff=5005...and Morgul, as the Friendly Drelb2006-08-12T21:57:58Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>Way more obscure than "...and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver," this gag is taken from the opening of ''Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In'', a satirical (and often frickin' hilarious) variety show which ran from 1968-1973, featured many very famous people, and gave Goldie Hawn her big break.<br />
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Anyway, TV Announcer Extraordinaire Gary Owens always ended the opening intro with this cryptic pronouncement. Beedo is the progenitor of this running gag, used whenever opening credits are featured in a screengrab. And ever since first using it in 1996, is still the ''only'' capper to use it. Or even understand it.<br />
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Back to [[Running Gags]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Smarm&diff=4491Smarm2006-06-21T22:37:32Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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From ''The Concise Oxford Dictionary'', 1966 Edition:<br />
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'''smarmy''', adj. Unctuously ingratiating, fulsome. [from ''smarm'', variation of dialect ''smalm'', to smooth down (as with grease)]<br />
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For when "smug" just won't cut it, and you need a really descriptive word for someone just ''dripping'' with a tangible, sickeningly oily overinflated sense of self-worth who is hoping for the adulation of the masses, break out "smarm," and variations thereof. Mostly used on chiselled hero-types, like John Sheirdan from ''Babylon 5''.<br />
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See also: [[Smug Mode]]<br />
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Back to [[Running Gags]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Smug_Mode&diff=4490Smug Mode2006-06-21T22:24:49Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>Taken from the British sci-fi sitcom ''Red Dwarf'', this expression was used by the mechanoid Kryten when changing his mood into a more self-satisfied one after being proven right or saving the day.<br />
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As a running gag, this was sometimes used when the screengrab showed someone looking intolerably ... well ... ''smug''.<br />
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See also: [[Smarm]]<br />
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Back to [[Running Gags]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Running_Gags&diff=4489Running Gags2006-06-21T22:20:14Z<p>Beedo: /* The Gags */</p>
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<b>[[Indomitus]]</b><br />
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Awww, it's baby's first "underwear on the ceiling"<br><br />
caption. Isn't that so cute. Such a smart little baby.<br><br />
Yes ums is! Yes ums is!<br><br />
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Over the years the Capper community has existed, numerous running gags (aka threads) have been created. While some threads seem to carry over for months or even years, others are more ephemeral, lasting for an hour or a day. These can be set off by a misspelled word, or a caption which snares the imagination of those in the "capping room" at the time. People entering the "capping room" later are sometimes mystified at the barrage of references to a particular concept, but can usually join the flow either by asking what all the hubbub is about, or just jumping in. The following is a list of some of the longer-lived threads. (feel free to add any that have been forgotten, or add or modify pages for any gags that you're particularly familiar with)<br />
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== The Gags ==<br />
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*[[Action Librarian]]<br />
*[[All The Sistah You Need]]<br />
*[[Amplewoman]]<br />
*[[...and Jerry Mathers as The Beaver]]<br />
*[[...and Morgul, as the Friendly Drelb]]<br />
*[[Babylon 5 specific gags]]<br />
*[[Basket of Porn]]<br />
*[["Big McLarge-Huge!"]]<br />
*[[BIG-O-VISION]]<br />
*[[Bonnie Hammer]]<br />
*[[Brad Richdale]]<br />
*[[Buffoon's Ex-Wife's Heart]]<br />
*[[Bukake]]<br />
*[[Capper Crush]]<br />
*[[Capper Pets]]<br />
*[[Caption Goddess]]<br />
*[[The Caption This! Curtains]]<br />
*[[Charisma Carpenter And The Green Dildo]]<br />
*[[Charisma Carpenter-Zombie]]<br />
*[[Chocolate Pit]]<br />
*[[Daewoo]]<br />
*[[DeadlyRinger]]<br />
*[[Deadman Redshirt]]<br />
*[[Draw! No Wait I'm clay]]<br />
*[[Easily Distracted...]]<br />
*[[Estella Warren THUD]]<br />
*[[Exposed Capper]]<br />
*[[The Flaming C_nt of Sauron]]<br />
*[[Flonase]]<br />
*[[Goat Skull]]<br />
*[[Greeting Jehovah's Witnesses Naked]]<br />
*[[Happy Fun Ball]]<br />
*[[Happy Fun Brigadier]]<br />
*[[Hulk's Secret]]<br />
*[[I am Sci-Fi]]<br />
*[[I Crap Bigger Than You]]<br />
*[[... I just met her!]]<br />
*[[I Like Pie]]<br />
*[[If They Mated]]<br />
*[[...IN SPACE!!!!]]<br />
*[[INTERFACED!]]<br />
*[[_____ IS _____!]]<br />
*[[J'Accuse!]]<br />
*[[Jason Leopold Voorhees]]<br />
*[[Jazz Hands!]]<br />
*[[Jim Henson's ____ Babies]]<br />
*[[keogh]]<br />
*[[Leftovers]]<br />
*[[Manos]]<br />
*[[Margot Kidder]]<br />
*[[meQal's Chili]]<br />
*[[Merkins]]<br />
*[[MirandaRamsey]]<br />
*[[Napalm Bright]]<br />
*[[Ned Fleener For President!]]<br />
*[[______ Needs More Elves]]<br />
*[[Nice Can!]]<br />
*[[. . . OF THE FUTURE!!!]]<br />
*[[. . . of the oooold West!]]<br />
*[[Only Zuul]]<br />
*[[Oh, Hell no!]]<br />
*[[Ooo, is that cheesecake?]]<br />
*[[Plum Fairies]]<br />
*[[Poorly Researched Theater]]<br />
*[[Porch Swings]]<br />
*[[Porky Spice]]<br />
*[[Project Free Form]]<br />
*[[PUMAT]]<br />
*[[Railing Kill]]<br />
*[[Refreshing Coca-Cola]]<br />
*[[Satan's Penis]]<br />
*[[...same as in town]]<br />
*[[Screaming Reamer]]<br />
*[[Sci-Fi Lighting]]<br />
*[[Sci-Fi Me]]<br />
*[[Screengrabber Freeze]]<br />
*[[Screengrab Gods]]<br />
*[[Scruffy]]<br />
*[[Shatner]]<br />
*[[Smarm]]<br />
*[[Smug Mode]]<br />
*[[Sorry, Not Very Interesting Without Graphics]]<br />
*[[Spit or Swallow!]]<br />
*[[Steely Dan]]<br />
*[[Steve the Astronaut]]<br />
*[[Suicide Squirrel]]<br />
*[[Tannis Smoothie]]<br />
*[[The Glitterocitor/Another Dimension]]<br />
*[[The Larch]]<br />
*[[The Red X]]<br />
*[[Thuck Your Cock]]<br />
*[[Twenty dollars, same as in town.]]<br />
*[[UIMAT]]<br />
*[[Underwear on the Ceiling]]<br />
*[[Vitamin Beedo]]<br />
*[[Wewerejuststudying!]]<br />
*[[o/` Wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka! o/`]]<br />
*[[Yellow Sudden Beam]]<br />
*[[The Young ____ Chronicles]]<br />
*[[You're Shittin' Me Theater]]<br />
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== Links ==<br />
[http://hipsoda.com/jazz/gallery/threads.html Current threads at Jazzsoda's Caption Gallery] - Concentrates on those gags used by the old school night shift cappers.</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Amplewoman&diff=4488Amplewoman2006-06-21T22:01:43Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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[[Image:Mumumu.jpg|Amplewoman!]]<br />
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'''Origin'''<br />
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Born out of [[Artanas]] and [[Cerg]]'s attempts to make sense of a freakishly large woman who kept appearing on Psychic Talk USA commercials, looking hungry, Amplewoman was at first the butt of many simple "[http://hipsoda.com/jazz/gallery/threadframer.html?where=amplewoman lookit the big fat lady!]" caps...<br />
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{{caption|Samewoman.jpg|Artanas|Sadly, they're both looking at the same lady. PsychicTalk ring a bell?}}<br />
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...before expanding to ridiculous size and branching out into Ample-themed compound words...<br />
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{{caption|Amplebaby.jpg|Artanas|"Life hasn't been the same since we had Amplebaby. Shit, you try hauling this 200 pound infant all day. Shoot me!"}}<br />
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...and finally evolving into a host of highly disgusting captions detailing Amplewoman's individual [http://hipsoda.com/jazz/gallery/threadframer.html?where=amplewoman-dark body parts]:<br />
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{{caption|Amplelabia.jpg|Occupant|We have only seconds to escape the dreaded Ample-labia! RIDE!!!}}<br />
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Amplewoman would also play a large role in the first [http://hipsoda.com/scgi-bin/story.cgi?next=outline Write This] interactive story at Artanas' [[Dementia 3000]], doing [http://hipsoda.com/scgi-bin/story.cgi?next=14&chapter=3 battle] with the protagonist over his right to not be eaten by Amplewoman.<br />
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'''Examples'''<br />
{{caption|924067770.jpg|Widget|Meanwhile, at the Memorial of The Unknown Amplesoldier...|Capped ca. 4/14 /99}}<br />
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{{caption|Amplewoman01.jpg|Agent_GropeMe|"Hiiiii boys!" Hey, Amplewoman need luvin' too, y'know}}<br />
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{{caption|Amplewoman02.jpg|DiscoBoy|"Amplewoman appears to have a yeast infection, captain. I'm going in!"}}<br />
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Some absolute genius (exactly who it was is lost to the mists of time, but if you're out there reading this entry, make yourself known so we may praise your name) once dubbed this woman "Jabba the Slut," a nomenclature to which Beedo took an unhealthy delight, always attempting to caption an image of Amplewoman with some of Jabba's dialogue from the various ''Star Wars'' movies in which he appeared.<br />
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'''Links'''<br />
*[http://hipsoda.com/jazz/gallery/threadframer.html?where=amplewoman Jazzsoda's Caption Gallery - Amplewoman]<br />
*[http://hipsoda.com/jazz/gallery/threadframer.html?where=amplewoman-dark Jazzsoda's Caption Gallery - Amplewoman Dark]<br />
*http://staff.ulv.edu/~borere/captions/cap4.htm<br />
*http://staff.ulv.edu/~borere/captions3/cap57.htm<br />
*http://cap.neoleo.net/cap04/Cap066.htm<br />
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Back to [[Running Gags]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=...and_Morgul,_as_the_Friendly_Drelb&diff=4472...and Morgul, as the Friendly Drelb2006-06-19T22:44:11Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>Way more obscure than "...and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver," this gag is taken from the opening of ''Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In'', a satirical (and often frickin' hilarious) variety show which ran from 1968-1973, featured many very famous people, and gave Goldie Hawn her big break.<br />
<br />
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Anyway, TV Announcer Extraordinare Gary Owens always ended the opening intro with this cryptic pronouncement. Beedo is the progenitor of this running gag, used whenever opening credits are featured in a screengrab. And ever since first using it in 1996, is still the ''only'' capper to use it. Or even understand it.<br />
<br />
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Back to [[Running Gags]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=...and_Morgul,_as_the_Friendly_Drelb&diff=4471...and Morgul, as the Friendly Drelb2006-06-19T22:33:29Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>More obscure than "...and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver," this gag is taken from the opening of ''Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In'', a satirical (and often frickin' hilarious) variety show which ran from 1968-1973, featured many, many very famous people, and gave Goldie Hawn her big break.<br />
<br />
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Anyway, Announcer Extraordinare Gary Owens always ended the opening intro with this cryptic pronouncement. Beedo is the progenitor of this gag, and ever since first using it in 1996, is still the ''only'' capper to use it. Or even understand it.<br />
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Back to [[Running Gags]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Running_Gags&diff=4470Running Gags2006-06-19T22:18:34Z<p>Beedo: /* The Gags */</p>
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<div>[[Image:Babysfirst.jpg|center]]<br />
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<b>[[Indomitus]]</b><br />
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Awww, it's baby's first "underwear on the ceiling"<br><br />
caption. Isn't that so cute. Such a smart little baby.<br><br />
Yes ums is! Yes ums is!<br><br />
</center><br />
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Over the years the Capper community has existed, numerous running gags (aka threads) have been created. While some threads seem to carry over for months or even years, others are more ephemeral, lasting for an hour or a day. These can be set off by a misspelled word, or a caption which snares the imagination of those in the "capping room" at the time. People entering the "capping room" later are sometimes mystified at the barrage of references to a particular concept, but can usually join the flow either by asking what all the hubbub is about, or just jumping in. The following is a list of some of the longer-lived threads. (feel free to add any that have been forgotten, or add or modify pages for any gags that you're particularly familiar with)<br />
<br />
== The Gags ==<br />
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*[[Action Librarian]]<br />
*[[All The Sistah You Need]]<br />
*[[Amplewoman]]<br />
*[[...and Jerry Mathers as The Beaver]]<br />
*[[...and Morgul, as the Friendly Drelb]]<br />
*[[Babylon 5 specific gags]]<br />
*[[Basket of Porn]]<br />
*[["Big McLarge-Huge!"]]<br />
*[[BIG-O-VISION]]<br />
*[[Bonnie Hammer]]<br />
*[[Brad Richdale]]<br />
*[[Buffoon's Ex-Wife's Heart]]<br />
*[[Bukake]]<br />
*[[Capper Crush]]<br />
*[[Capper Pets]]<br />
*[[Caption Goddess]]<br />
*[[The Caption This! Curtains]]<br />
*[[Charisma Carpenter And The Green Dildo]]<br />
*[[Charisma Carpenter-Zombie]]<br />
*[[Chocolate Pit]]<br />
*[[Daewoo]]<br />
*[[DeadlyRinger]]<br />
*[[Deadman Redshirt]]<br />
*[[Draw! No Wait I'm clay]]<br />
*[[Easily Distracted...]]<br />
*[[Estella Warren THUD]]<br />
*[[Exposed Capper]]<br />
*[[The Flaming C_nt of Sauron]]<br />
*[[Flonase]]<br />
*[[Goat Skull]]<br />
*[[Greeting Jehovah's Witnesses Naked]]<br />
*[[Happy Fun Ball]]<br />
*[[Happy Fun Brigadier]]<br />
*[[Hulk's Secret]]<br />
*[[I am Sci-Fi]]<br />
*[[I Crap Bigger Than You]]<br />
*[[... I just met her!]]<br />
*[[I Like Pie]]<br />
*[[If They Mated]]<br />
*[[...IN SPACE!!!!]]<br />
*[[INTERFACED!]]<br />
*[[_____ IS _____!]]<br />
*[[J'Accuse!]]<br />
*[[Jason Leopold Voorhees]]<br />
*[[Jazz Hands!]]<br />
*[[Jim Henson's ____ Babies]]<br />
*[[keogh]]<br />
*[[Leftovers]]<br />
*[[Manos]]<br />
*[[Margot Kidder]]<br />
*[[meQal's Chili]]<br />
*[[Merkins]]<br />
*[[MirandaRamsey]]<br />
*[[Napalm Bright]]<br />
*[[Ned Fleener For President!]]<br />
*[[______ Needs More Elves]]<br />
*[[Nice Can!]]<br />
*[[. . . OF THE FUTURE!!!]]<br />
*[[. . . of the oooold West!]]<br />
*[[Only Zuul]]<br />
*[[Oh, Hell no!]]<br />
*[[Ooo, is that cheesecake?]]<br />
*[[Plum Fairies]]<br />
*[[Poorly Researched Theater]]<br />
*[[Porch Swings]]<br />
*[[Porky Spice]]<br />
*[[Project Free Form]]<br />
*[[PUMAT]]<br />
*[[Railing Kill]]<br />
*[[Refreshing Coca-Cola]]<br />
*[[Satan's Penis]]<br />
*[[...same as in town]]<br />
*[[Screaming Reamer]]<br />
*[[Sci-Fi Lighting]]<br />
*[[Sci-Fi Me]]<br />
*[[Screengrabber Freeze]]<br />
*[[Screengrab Gods]]<br />
*[[Scruffy]]<br />
*[[Shatner]]<br />
*[[Smarm]]<br />
*[[Sorry, Not Very Interesting Without Graphics]]<br />
*[[Spit or Swallow!]]<br />
*[[Steely Dan]]<br />
*[[Steve the Astronaut]]<br />
*[[Suicide Squirrel]]<br />
*[[Tannis Smoothie]]<br />
*[[The Glitterocitor/Another Dimension]]<br />
*[[The Larch]]<br />
*[[The Red X]]<br />
*[[Thuck Your Cock]]<br />
*[[Twenty dollars, same as in town.]]<br />
*[[UIMAT]]<br />
*[[Underwear on the Ceiling]]<br />
*[[Vitamin Beedo]]<br />
*[[Wewerejuststudying!]]<br />
*[[o/` Wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka! o/`]]<br />
*[[Yellow Sudden Beam]]<br />
*[[You're Shittin' Me Theater]]<br />
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== Links ==<br />
[http://hipsoda.com/jazz/gallery/threads.html Current threads at Jazzsoda's Caption Gallery] - Concentrates on those gags used by the old school night shift cappers.</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=...and_Jerry_Mathers_as_The_Beaver&diff=4469...and Jerry Mathers as The Beaver2006-06-19T22:17:51Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>Taken from the opening of the 1950s sitcom ''Leave It to Beaver'', this running gag was tacked on to many screengrabs which featured opening credits.<br />
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Back to [[Running Gags]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Running_Gags&diff=4468Running Gags2006-06-19T22:15:57Z<p>Beedo: /* The Gags */</p>
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<div>[[Image:Babysfirst.jpg|center]]<br />
<center><br />
<b>[[Indomitus]]</b><br />
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Awww, it's baby's first "underwear on the ceiling"<br><br />
caption. Isn't that so cute. Such a smart little baby.<br><br />
Yes ums is! Yes ums is!<br><br />
</center><br />
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Over the years the Capper community has existed, numerous running gags (aka threads) have been created. While some threads seem to carry over for months or even years, others are more ephemeral, lasting for an hour or a day. These can be set off by a misspelled word, or a caption which snares the imagination of those in the "capping room" at the time. People entering the "capping room" later are sometimes mystified at the barrage of references to a particular concept, but can usually join the flow either by asking what all the hubbub is about, or just jumping in. The following is a list of some of the longer-lived threads. (feel free to add any that have been forgotten, or add or modify pages for any gags that you're particularly familiar with)<br />
<br />
== The Gags ==<br />
<br />
*[[Action Librarian]]<br />
*[[All The Sistah You Need]]<br />
*[[Amplewoman]]<br />
*[[...and Jerry Mathers as The Beaver]]<br />
*[[Babylon 5 specific gags]]<br />
*[[Basket of Porn]]<br />
*[["Big McLarge-Huge!"]]<br />
*[[BIG-O-VISION]]<br />
*[[Bonnie Hammer]]<br />
*[[Brad Richdale]]<br />
*[[Buffoon's Ex-Wife's Heart]]<br />
*[[Bukake]]<br />
*[[Capper Crush]]<br />
*[[Capper Pets]]<br />
*[[Caption Goddess]]<br />
*[[The Caption This! Curtains]]<br />
*[[Charisma Carpenter And The Green Dildo]]<br />
*[[Charisma Carpenter-Zombie]]<br />
*[[Chocolate Pit]]<br />
*[[Daewoo]]<br />
*[[DeadlyRinger]]<br />
*[[Deadman Redshirt]]<br />
*[[Draw! No Wait I'm clay]]<br />
*[[Easily Distracted...]]<br />
*[[Estella Warren THUD]]<br />
*[[Exposed Capper]]<br />
*[[The Flaming C_nt of Sauron]]<br />
*[[Flonase]]<br />
*[[Goat Skull]]<br />
*[[Greeting Jehovah's Witnesses Naked]]<br />
*[[Happy Fun Ball]]<br />
*[[Happy Fun Brigadier]]<br />
*[[Hulk's Secret]]<br />
*[[I am Sci-Fi]]<br />
*[[I Crap Bigger Than You]]<br />
*[[... I just met her!]]<br />
*[[I Like Pie]]<br />
*[[If They Mated]]<br />
*[[...IN SPACE!!!!]]<br />
*[[INTERFACED!]]<br />
*[[_____ IS _____!]]<br />
*[[J'Accuse!]]<br />
*[[Jason Leopold Voorhees]]<br />
*[[Jazz Hands!]]<br />
*[[Jim Henson's ____ Babies]]<br />
*[[keogh]]<br />
*[[Leftovers]]<br />
*[[Manos]]<br />
*[[Margot Kidder]]<br />
*[[meQal's Chili]]<br />
*[[Merkins]]<br />
*[[MirandaRamsey]]<br />
*[[Napalm Bright]]<br />
*[[Ned Fleener For President!]]<br />
*[[______ Needs More Elves]]<br />
*[[Nice Can!]]<br />
*[[. . . OF THE FUTURE!!!]]<br />
*[[. . . of the oooold West!]]<br />
*[[Only Zuul]]<br />
*[[Oh, Hell no!]]<br />
*[[Ooo, is that cheesecake?]]<br />
*[[Plum Fairies]]<br />
*[[Poorly Researched Theater]]<br />
*[[Porch Swings]]<br />
*[[Porky Spice]]<br />
*[[Project Free Form]]<br />
*[[PUMAT]]<br />
*[[Railing Kill]]<br />
*[[Refreshing Coca-Cola]]<br />
*[[Satan's Penis]]<br />
*[[...same as in town]]<br />
*[[Screaming Reamer]]<br />
*[[Sci-Fi Lighting]]<br />
*[[Sci-Fi Me]]<br />
*[[Screengrabber Freeze]]<br />
*[[Screengrab Gods]]<br />
*[[Scruffy]]<br />
*[[Shatner]]<br />
*[[Smarm]]<br />
*[[Sorry, Not Very Interesting Without Graphics]]<br />
*[[Spit or Swallow!]]<br />
*[[Steely Dan]]<br />
*[[Steve the Astronaut]]<br />
*[[Suicide Squirrel]]<br />
*[[Tannis Smoothie]]<br />
*[[The Glitterocitor/Another Dimension]]<br />
*[[The Larch]]<br />
*[[The Red X]]<br />
*[[Thuck Your Cock]]<br />
*[[Twenty dollars, same as in town.]]<br />
*[[UIMAT]]<br />
*[[Underwear on the Ceiling]]<br />
*[[Vitamin Beedo]]<br />
*[[Wewerejuststudying!]]<br />
*[[o/` Wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka! o/`]]<br />
*[[Yellow Sudden Beam]]<br />
*[[You're Shittin' Me Theater]]<br />
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== Links ==<br />
[http://hipsoda.com/jazz/gallery/threads.html Current threads at Jazzsoda's Caption Gallery] - Concentrates on those gags used by the old school night shift cappers.</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=N%C3%B8_realli,_my_sister_w%C3%A5s_bitten_by_a_m%C3%B8%C3%B6se.&diff=4467Nø realli, my sister wås bitten by a møöse.2006-06-19T22:12:35Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>Another Monty Python homage, this was lifted from the credits of ''Monty Python and the Holy Grail'', supposedly inserted by attention-deficit-afflicted rogue Norse credits-terrorists.<br />
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As a result, whenever there were excessively long end-credits taking up lots of screengrab refreshes (which is a rarity in these days of squishing the end-credits down to a tiny, speed-blurred inset in the corner of the screen while the station tells you what program is coming up next -- like you don't already know), some joker was almost guaranteed to put in "Nø realli, my sister wås bitten by a møöse." <br />
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Back to [[Running Gags]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=...Cannot_Be_Seen&diff=4466...Cannot Be Seen2006-06-19T22:03:29Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>Taken from a Monty Python sketch based on a pseudo-public-service film entitled "How Not to be Seen." It's one of those things you have to see for yourself, but the combination of implausible names (at least one of which is unmentionable in an all-ages crowd for lurid reasons), ridiculous situations (people getting shot if they show themselves or blown up if they don't), and over-the top cartoon violence have made it a surreal classic.<br />
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And whenever a screengrab shows a seemingly barren or uninhabited stretch of scenery, Cappers would often reference this sketch with "How Not To Be Seen" or "(So-and-So) cannot be seen."<br />
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Back to [[Running Gags]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=The_Larch&diff=4465The Larch2006-06-19T21:50:20Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>Taken from a Monty Python sketch, "How to Recognise Trees from a Very Long Way Away." And the slide showing a larch tree kept getting loaded.<br />
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As a result, whenever a screengrab showed a lone tree, it was almost invariably captioned "And now, number three: The Larch . . . The Larch." And variations thereof.<br />
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Back to [[Running Gags]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=The_Larch&diff=4464The Larch2006-06-19T21:49:40Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>Taken from a Monty Python sketch, "How to Recognise Treese from a Very Long Way Away." And the slide showing a larch tree kept getting loaded.<br />
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As a result, whenever a screengrab showed a lone tree, it was almost invariably captioned "And now, number three: The Larch . . . The Larch." And variations thereof.<br />
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Back to [[Running Gags]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=The_Larch&diff=4463The Larch2006-06-19T21:48:00Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>Taken from a Monty Python sketch, "How to Recognise Treese from a Very Long Way Away." And the slide showing a larch tree kept getting loaded.<br />
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As a result, whenever a screengrab showed a lone tree, it was almost invariably captioned "And now, number three: The Larch . . . The Larch." And variations thereof.</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Running_Gags&diff=4462Running Gags2006-06-19T21:44:46Z<p>Beedo: /* The Gags */</p>
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<div>[[Image:Babysfirst.jpg|center]]<br />
<center><br />
<b>[[Indomitus]]</b><br />
<br />
Awww, it's baby's first "underwear on the ceiling"<br><br />
caption. Isn't that so cute. Such a smart little baby.<br><br />
Yes ums is! Yes ums is!<br><br />
</center><br />
<br />
<br />
Over the years the Capper community has existed, numerous running gags (aka threads) have been created. While some threads seem to carry over for months or even years, others are more ephemeral, lasting for an hour or a day. These can be set off by a misspelled word, or a caption which snares the imagination of those in the "capping room" at the time. People entering the "capping room" later are sometimes mystified at the barrage of references to a particular concept, but can usually join the flow either by asking what all the hubbub is about, or just jumping in. The following is a list of some of the longer-lived threads. (feel free to add any that have been forgotten, or add or modify pages for any gags that you're particularly familiar with)<br />
<br />
== The Gags ==<br />
<br />
*[[Action Librarian]]<br />
*[[All The Sistah You Need]]<br />
*[[Amplewoman]]<br />
*[[Babylon 5 specific gags]]<br />
*[[Basket of Porn]]<br />
*[["Big McLarge-Huge!"]]<br />
*[[BIG-O-VISION]]<br />
*[[Bonnie Hammer]]<br />
*[[Brad Richdale]]<br />
*[[Buffoon's Ex-Wife's Heart]]<br />
*[[Bukake]]<br />
*[[Capper Crush]]<br />
*[[Capper Pets]]<br />
*[[Caption Goddess]]<br />
*[[The Caption This! Curtains]]<br />
*[[Charisma Carpenter And The Green Dildo]]<br />
*[[Charisma Carpenter-Zombie]]<br />
*[[Chocolate Pit]]<br />
*[[Daewoo]]<br />
*[[DeadlyRinger]]<br />
*[[Deadman Redshirt]]<br />
*[[Draw! No Wait I'm clay]]<br />
*[[Easily Distracted...]]<br />
*[[Estella Warren THUD]]<br />
*[[Exposed Capper]]<br />
*[[The Flaming C_nt of Sauron]]<br />
*[[Flonase]]<br />
*[[Goat Skull]]<br />
*[[Greeting Jehovah's Witnesses Naked]]<br />
*[[Happy Fun Ball]]<br />
*[[Happy Fun Brigadier]]<br />
*[[Hulk's Secret]]<br />
*[[I am Sci-Fi]]<br />
*[[I Crap Bigger Than You]]<br />
*[[... I just met her!]]<br />
*[[I Like Pie]]<br />
*[[If They Mated]]<br />
*[[...IN SPACE!!!!]]<br />
*[[INTERFACED!]]<br />
*[[_____ IS _____!]]<br />
*[[J'Accuse!]]<br />
*[[Jason Leopold Voorhees]]<br />
*[[Jazz Hands!]]<br />
*[[Jim Henson's ____ Babies]]<br />
*[[keogh]]<br />
*[[Leftovers]]<br />
*[[Manos]]<br />
*[[Margot Kidder]]<br />
*[[meQal's Chili]]<br />
*[[Merkins]]<br />
*[[MirandaRamsey]]<br />
*[[Napalm Bright]]<br />
*[[Ned Fleener For President!]]<br />
*[[______ Needs More Elves]]<br />
*[[Nice Can!]]<br />
*[[. . . OF THE FUTURE!!!]]<br />
*[[. . . of the oooold West!]]<br />
*[[Only Zuul]]<br />
*[[Oh, Hell no!]]<br />
*[[Ooo, is that cheesecake?]]<br />
*[[Plum Fairies]]<br />
*[[Poorly Researched Theater]]<br />
*[[Porch Swings]]<br />
*[[Porky Spice]]<br />
*[[Project Free Form]]<br />
*[[PUMAT]]<br />
*[[Railing Kill]]<br />
*[[Refreshing Coca-Cola]]<br />
*[[Satan's Penis]]<br />
*[[...same as in town]]<br />
*[[Screaming Reamer]]<br />
*[[Sci-Fi Lighting]]<br />
*[[Sci-Fi Me]]<br />
*[[Screengrabber Freeze]]<br />
*[[Screengrab Gods]]<br />
*[[Scruffy]]<br />
*[[Shatner]]<br />
*[[Smarm]]<br />
*[[Sorry, Not Very Interesting Without Graphics]]<br />
*[[Spit or Swallow!]]<br />
*[[Steely Dan]]<br />
*[[Steve the Astronaut]]<br />
*[[Suicide Squirrel]]<br />
*[[Tannis Smoothie]]<br />
*[[The Glitterocitor/Another Dimension]]<br />
*[[The Larch]]<br />
*[[The Red X]]<br />
*[[Thuck Your Cock]]<br />
*[[Twenty dollars, same as in town.]]<br />
*[[UIMAT]]<br />
*[[Underwear on the Ceiling]]<br />
*[[Vitamin Beedo]]<br />
*[[Wewerejuststudying!]]<br />
*[[o/` Wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka! o/`]]<br />
*[[Yellow Sudden Beam]]<br />
*[[You're Shittin' Me Theater]]<br />
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== Links ==<br />
[http://hipsoda.com/jazz/gallery/threads.html Current threads at Jazzsoda's Caption Gallery] - Concentrates on those gags used by the old school night shift cappers.</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Beedo&diff=4461Beedo2006-06-19T21:20:24Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>[[Meet the Cappers]]<br />
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[[Image:EnGarde.JPG|right|{{{Beedo in fencing gear|{{{Handle|{{PAGENAME}} }}} }}}]]<br />
*Handle: <big>'''BEEDO'''</big><br />
*Real Name: Nigel J. L. Willis<br />
*D.O.B.: 23 June 1974<br />
*Occupation: Currently? Croupier/cashier at a local casino. That will change soon, though.<br />
*Marital Status: Single.<br />
*Kids: None. And never will, until they perfect human cloning. But being born sterile saves on paternity suits! Woo-hoooo!<br />
*Handle Origin: When I originally signed on at the Sci-Fi Channel website, The Dominion, "Greedo" was taken as a handle (as well as being the name of a dead guy). So I took the name of Greedo's cousin from ''Return of the Jedi'', who, as far as anyone knows, is still out there somewhere.<br />
*Alternate Handle(s): Beedo Sookcool. I have also capped under Darth_Hideous (when mocking trolls was called for), and seasonally as Rockin' New Year's Beed (New Year's), St. Vitamin's Day (Valentine's Day), Bleedo (Hallowe'en), Beedoball Turkey (Thanksgiving), and Gloria In Excelsis Beedo (Christmas).<br />
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'''Personal info'''<br />
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A shade over six feet tall, built like a gorilla, and with grey eyes, a vandyke beard, fluctuating weight, and receding brownish-copper hair, Beedo is still nonetheless fairly dangerous with a sword, having trained a few years in fencing and being English. English people with swords are ''always'' bad news. Can be reached by e-mail at beedosookcool "at" yahoo.com<br />
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'''Links'''<br />
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Beedo Sookcool's Cool Sci-Fi Page <br />
Retrieved from "http://www.capperwiki.com/wiki/index.php/Beedo"<br />
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*[http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shuttle/6886/index.html Beedo Sookcool's Cool Sci-Fi Page]<br />
[[Category:Capper]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=O/%60_Wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka!_o/%60&diff=4385O/` Wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka! o/`2006-06-14T01:55:14Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>...and variations thereof.<br />
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The best transcription of the sound of cheap porno music. Often used as a caption when two characters (preferably elderly or hideous characters) appear onscreen together.<br />
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Back to [[Running Gags]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Vitamin_Beedo&diff=4384Vitamin Beedo2006-06-14T01:53:14Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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This started when I was trying to think up the World's Worst Pick-Up Line, based on the cornball lines the ''MST3K'' gang used during their riffs.<br />
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And I succeeded beyond my wildest expectations.<br />
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The line I came up with was: "I'm no doctor, but you look like you could do with a healthy dose of Vitamin ''Me''." I believe it came to me in early 1996, shortly after I started at Kent State University, and a fellow student (whose handle I can't recall, and of whom I've never seen hide nor hair since -- he must have been an angel on a mission to direct me to Capping) got me onto ''Caption This!'' after I sat down in the computer lab next to this guy who had a familiar trio of silhouetted ninnyhammers on a screengrab-page.<br />
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Anyway, I started using this caption whenever there was a screengrab of a particulalry smarmy-looking guy who was grinning predatorially at an attractive female. But whenever there was an ''exceptionally'' attractive female in a screengrab, particularly one on her own, I changed it from the original "Vitamin Me" version to "I'm no doctor, but she looks like she could do with a healthy dose of Vitamin Beedo!" so the other cappers present would be left with no doubt about my feelings for that particular actress. From there developed my online persona (which is actually just my own ''real'' persona transmitted by modem) of a hot-headed, scathingly sarcastic, unbelievably libidinous computer-hacking alien. ("You can't say ''libido'' without saying ''Beedo''!") <br />
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And then other cappers started picking it up. I was flattered. My line was so incredibly bad, it was considered (by some odd Zen-like inversion) ''good''. People started using it when I wasn't on the boards. And then, the world-spanning nature of the internet came into play.<br />
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Supermassive ego aside, I have no illusions about my greatness (or considerable and eminently noticeable lack thereof), but my ceaseless efforts on the internet since being introduced to it in 1996 have produced two documented pop-culture phenomena. The first is getting Beedo named as Greedo's ''cousin'' (as opposed to any other non-specific relative), since I've never seen him described as such anywhere in any other ''Star Wars'' book or website before I started my own Beedo-based site. The second (and much more satisfying) came when it seems the internet disseminated my excruciatingly bad pick-up line across the world to such a degree that it became widespread enough to appear in a book, [http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1843170191/ref=sr_11_1/026-8511730-8798821?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance The World's Stupidest Chat-Up Lines], although in a slightly modified form.<br />
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[[Image:VitaminBeedo6.JPG]]<br />
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For more information, you can visit the [http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shuttle/6886/Vitamin.html Fake Advertiser's Announcement - Vitamin Beedo Online!] official page. And try not to retch at the appallingly bad entendres so unsubtle, they're stuck somewhere between double and single. Enjoy!<br />
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''' - Beedo'''<br />
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Back to [[Running Gags]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=O/%60_Wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka!_o/%60&diff=4383O/` Wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka! o/`2006-06-14T01:51:41Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>...and variations thereof.<br />
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The best transcription of the sound of cheap porno music. Often used as a caption when two characters (preferably elderly or hideous characters) appear onscreen together.</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Running_Gags&diff=4382Running Gags2006-06-14T01:49:41Z<p>Beedo: /* The Gags */</p>
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<div>[[Image:Babysfirst.jpg|center]]<br />
<center><br />
<b>[[Indomitus]]</b><br />
<br />
Awww, it's baby's first "underwear on the ceiling"<br><br />
caption. Isn't that so cute. Such a smart little baby.<br><br />
Yes ums is! Yes ums is!<br><br />
</center><br />
<br />
<br />
Over the years the Capper community has existed, numerous running gags (aka threads) have been created. While some threads seem to carry over for months or even years, others are more ephemeral, lasting for an hour or a day. These can be set off by a misspelled word, or a caption which snares the imagination of those in the "capping room" at the time. People entering the "capping room" later are sometimes mystified at the barrage of references to a particular concept, but can usually join the flow either by asking what all the hubbub is about, or just jumping in. The following is a list of some of the longer-lived threads. (feel free to add any that have been forgotten, or add or modify pages for any gags that you're particularly familiar with)<br />
<br />
== The Gags ==<br />
<br />
*[[Action Librarian]]<br />
*[[All The Sistah You Need]]<br />
*[[Amplewoman]]<br />
*[[Babylon 5 specific gags]]<br />
*[[Basket of Porn]]<br />
*[["Big McLarge-Huge!"]]<br />
*[[BIG-O-VISION]]<br />
*[[Bonnie Hammer]]<br />
*[[Brad Richdale]]<br />
*[[Buffoon's Ex-Wife's Heart]]<br />
*[[Bukake]]<br />
*[[Capper Crush]]<br />
*[[Capper Pets]]<br />
*[[Caption Goddess]]<br />
*[[The Caption This! Curtains]]<br />
*[[Charisma Carpenter And The Green Dildo]]<br />
*[[Charisma Carpenter-Zombie]]<br />
*[[Chocolate Pit]]<br />
*[[Daewoo]]<br />
*[[DeadlyRinger]]<br />
*[[Deadman Redshirt]]<br />
*[[Draw! No Wait I'm clay]]<br />
*[[Easily Distracted...]]<br />
*[[Estella Warren THUD]]<br />
*[[Exposed Capper]]<br />
*[[The Flaming C_nt of Sauron]]<br />
*[[Flonase]]<br />
*[[Goat Skull]]<br />
*[[Greeting Jehovah's Witnesses Naked]]<br />
*[[Happy Fun Ball]]<br />
*[[Happy Fun Brigadier]]<br />
*[[Hulk's Secret]]<br />
*[[I am Sci-Fi]]<br />
*[[I Crap Bigger Than You]]<br />
*[[... I just met her!]]<br />
*[[I Like Pie]]<br />
*[[If They Mated]]<br />
*[[...IN SPACE!!!!]]<br />
*[[INTERFACED!]]<br />
*[[_____ IS _____!]]<br />
*[[J'Accuse!]]<br />
*[[Jason Leopold Voorhees]]<br />
*[[Jazz Hands!]]<br />
*[[Jim Henson's ____ Babies]]<br />
*[[keogh]]<br />
*[[Leftovers]]<br />
*[[Manos]]<br />
*[[Margot Kidder]]<br />
*[[meQal's Chili]]<br />
*[[Merkins]]<br />
*[[MirandaRamsey]]<br />
*[[Napalm Bright]]<br />
*[[Ned Fleener For President!]]<br />
*[[______ Needs More Elves]]<br />
*[[Nice Can!]]<br />
*[[. . . OF THE FUTURE!!!]]<br />
*[[. . . of the oooold West!]]<br />
*[[Only Zuul]]<br />
*[[Oh, Hell no!]]<br />
*[[Ooo, is that cheesecake?]]<br />
*[[Plum Fairies]]<br />
*[[Poorly Researched Theater]]<br />
*[[Porch Swings]]<br />
*[[Porky Spice]]<br />
*[[Project Free Form]]<br />
*[[PUMAT]]<br />
*[[Railing Kill]]<br />
*[[Refreshing Coca-Cola]]<br />
*[[Satan's Penis]]<br />
*[[...same as in town]]<br />
*[[Screaming Reamer]]<br />
*[[Sci-Fi Lighting]]<br />
*[[Sci-Fi Me]]<br />
*[[Screengrabber Freeze]]<br />
*[[Screengrab Gods]]<br />
*[[Scruffy]]<br />
*[[Shatner]]<br />
*[[Smarm]]<br />
*[[Sorry, Not Very Interesting Without Graphics]]<br />
*[[Spit or Swallow!]]<br />
*[[Steely Dan]]<br />
*[[Steve the Astronaut]]<br />
*[[Suicide Squirrel]]<br />
*[[Tannis Smoothie]]<br />
*[[The Glitterocitor/Another Dimension]]<br />
*[[The Red X]]<br />
*[[Thuck Your Cock]]<br />
*[[Twenty dollars, same as in town.]]<br />
*[[UIMAT]]<br />
*[[Underwear on the Ceiling]]<br />
*[[Vitamin Beedo]]<br />
*[[Wewerejuststudying!]]<br />
*[[o/` Wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka! o/`]]<br />
*[[Yellow Sudden Beam]]<br />
*[[You're Shittin' Me Theater]]<br />
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== Links ==<br />
[http://hipsoda.com/jazz/gallery/threads.html Current threads at Jazzsoda's Caption Gallery] - Concentrates on those gags used by the old school night shift cappers.</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka!&diff=4381Wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka!2006-06-14T01:48:18Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>....and variations thereof.<br />
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The best transcription of the sound of cheap porno music, usually used as a caption when two characters (often old or repulsive characters) are onscreen together.</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Running_Gags&diff=4380Running Gags2006-06-14T01:45:41Z<p>Beedo: /* The Gags */</p>
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<div>[[Image:Babysfirst.jpg|center]]<br />
<center><br />
<b>[[Indomitus]]</b><br />
<br />
Awww, it's baby's first "underwear on the ceiling"<br><br />
caption. Isn't that so cute. Such a smart little baby.<br><br />
Yes ums is! Yes ums is!<br><br />
</center><br />
<br />
<br />
Over the years the Capper community has existed, numerous running gags (aka threads) have been created. While some threads seem to carry over for months or even years, others are more ephemeral, lasting for an hour or a day. These can be set off by a misspelled word, or a caption which snares the imagination of those in the "capping room" at the time. People entering the "capping room" later are sometimes mystified at the barrage of references to a particular concept, but can usually join the flow either by asking what all the hubbub is about, or just jumping in. The following is a list of some of the longer-lived threads. (feel free to add any that have been forgotten, or add or modify pages for any gags that you're particularly familiar with)<br />
<br />
== The Gags ==<br />
<br />
*[[Action Librarian]]<br />
*[[All The Sistah You Need]]<br />
*[[Amplewoman]]<br />
*[[Babylon 5 specific gags]]<br />
*[[Basket of Porn]]<br />
*[["Big McLarge-Huge!"]]<br />
*[[BIG-O-VISION]]<br />
*[[Bonnie Hammer]]<br />
*[[Brad Richdale]]<br />
*[[Buffoon's Ex-Wife's Heart]]<br />
*[[Bukake]]<br />
*[[Capper Crush]]<br />
*[[Capper Pets]]<br />
*[[Caption Goddess]]<br />
*[[The Caption This! Curtains]]<br />
*[[Charisma Carpenter And The Green Dildo]]<br />
*[[Charisma Carpenter-Zombie]]<br />
*[[Chocolate Pit]]<br />
*[[Daewoo]]<br />
*[[DeadlyRinger]]<br />
*[[Deadman Redshirt]]<br />
*[[Draw! No Wait I'm clay]]<br />
*[[Easily Distracted...]]<br />
*[[Estella Warren THUD]]<br />
*[[Exposed Capper]]<br />
*[[The Flaming C_nt of Sauron]]<br />
*[[Flonase]]<br />
*[[Goat Skull]]<br />
*[[Greeting Jehovah's Witnesses Naked]]<br />
*[[Happy Fun Ball]]<br />
*[[Happy Fun Brigadier]]<br />
*[[Hulk's Secret]]<br />
*[[I am Sci-Fi]]<br />
*[[I Crap Bigger Than You]]<br />
*[[... I just met her!]]<br />
*[[I Like Pie]]<br />
*[[If They Mated]]<br />
*[[...IN SPACE!!!!]]<br />
*[[INTERFACED!]]<br />
*[[_____ IS _____!]]<br />
*[[J'Accuse!]]<br />
*[[Jason Leopold Voorhees]]<br />
*[[Jazz Hands!]]<br />
*[[Jim Henson's ____ Babies]]<br />
*[[keogh]]<br />
*[[Leftovers]]<br />
*[[Manos]]<br />
*[[Margot Kidder]]<br />
*[[meQal's Chili]]<br />
*[[Merkins]]<br />
*[[MirandaRamsey]]<br />
*[[Napalm Bright]]<br />
*[[Ned Fleener For President!]]<br />
*[[______ Needs More Elves]]<br />
*[[Nice Can!]]<br />
*[[. . . OF THE FUTURE!!!]]<br />
*[[. . . of the oooold West!]]<br />
*[[Only Zuul]]<br />
*[[Oh, Hell no!]]<br />
*[[Ooo, is that cheesecake?]]<br />
*[[Plum Fairies]]<br />
*[[Poorly Researched Theater]]<br />
*[[Porch Swings]]<br />
*[[Porky Spice]]<br />
*[[Project Free Form]]<br />
*[[PUMAT]]<br />
*[[Railing Kill]]<br />
*[[Refreshing Coca-Cola]]<br />
*[[Satan's Penis]]<br />
*[[...same as in town]]<br />
*[[Screaming Reamer]]<br />
*[[Sci-Fi Lighting]]<br />
*[[Sci-Fi Me]]<br />
*[[Screengrabber Freeze]]<br />
*[[Screengrab Gods]]<br />
*[[Scruffy]]<br />
*[[Shatner]]<br />
*[[Smarm]]<br />
*[[Sorry, Not Very Interesting Without Graphics]]<br />
*[[Spit or Swallow!]]<br />
*[[Steely Dan]]<br />
*[[Steve the Astronaut]]<br />
*[[Suicide Squirrel]]<br />
*[[Tannis Smoothie]]<br />
*[[The Glitterocitor/Another Dimension]]<br />
*[[The Red X]]<br />
*[[Thuck Your Cock]]<br />
*[[Twenty dollars, same as in town.]]<br />
*[[UIMAT]]<br />
*[[Underwear on the Ceiling]]<br />
*[[Vitamin Beedo]]<br />
*[[Wewerejuststudying!]]<br />
*[[Wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka!]]<br />
*[[Yellow Sudden Beam]]<br />
*[[You're Shittin' Me Theater]]<br />
<br />
== Links ==<br />
[http://hipsoda.com/jazz/gallery/threads.html Current threads at Jazzsoda's Caption Gallery] - Concentrates on those gags used by the old school night shift cappers.</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Sci-Fi_Lighting&diff=4379Sci-Fi Lighting2006-06-14T01:39:59Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>Sci-Fi lighting is often used to discribe screengrabs so poorly lit that they appear almost black. The term comes from the Sci-Fi Network's useage of poor lighting in their original films to lower production costs. Often they will produce a film which features several scenes which is mostly an almost pitch black night sceen with some beast growling. During the time of Caption This! on their website, cappers began to notice this trend and began joking about how poor the lighting was. This evolved into calling all poorly lit screengrabs into having captions like "lighting by Sci-Fi" and such and thus the gag about Sci-Fi lighting was born.<br />
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{{caption|Whoaboobieslip.jpg|TheGrayZombie|I've got a complaint. Bad lighting. You'd think this was Sci Fi or something..... }}<br />
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Cappers mainly being Sci-Fi fans, several variations of the Sci-Fi Lighting gag crept in over the years, with inspirations taken from such sources as:<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy''':<br />
<br />
"Every time I push one o’ these weird black buttons which is labelled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up black to let me know I've done it."<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Star Wars''':<br />
<br />
"I my eyes ARE getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big, LIGHT blur." And variations on that theme. (Usually attributed to Beedo. Incessantly.)<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Back to [[Running Gags]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Sci-Fi_Lighting&diff=4378Sci-Fi Lighting2006-06-14T01:38:46Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>Sci-Fi lighting is often used to discribe screengrabs so poorly lit that they appear almost black. The term comes from the Sci-Fi Network's useage of poor lighting in their original films to lower production costs. Often they will produce a film which features several scenes which is mostly an almost pitch black night sceen with some beast growling. During the time of Caption This! on their website, cappers began to notice this trend and began joking about how poor the lighting was. This evolved into calling all poorly lit screengrabs into having captions like "lighting by Sci-Fi" and such and thus the gag about Sci-Fi lighting was born.<br />
<br />
<br />
{{caption|Whoaboobieslip.jpg|TheGrayZombie|I've got a complaint. Bad lighting. You'd think this was Sci Fi or something..... }}<br />
<br />
<br />
Cappers mainly being Sci-Fi fans, several variations of the Sci-Fi Lighting gag crept in over the years, with inspirations taken from such sources as:<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy''':<br />
<br />
Every time I push one o’ these weird black buttons which is labelled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up black to let me know I've done it.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Star Wars''':<br />
<br />
"I my eyes ARE getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big, LIGHT blur." And variations on that theme. (Usually attributed to Beedo. Incessantly.)<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Back to [[Running Gags]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Sci-Fi_Lighting&diff=4377Sci-Fi Lighting2006-06-14T01:31:44Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>Sci-Fi lighting is often used to discribe screengrabs so poorly lit that they appear almost black. The term comes from the Sci-Fi Network's useage of poor lighting in their original films to lower production costs. Often they will produce a film which features several scenes which is mostly an almost pitch black night sceen with some beast growling. During the time of Caption This! on their website, cappers began to notice this trend and began joking about how poor the lighting was. This evolved into calling all poorly lit screengrabs into having captions like "lighting by Sci-Fi" and such and thus the gag about Sci-Fi lighting was born.<br />
<br />
<br />
{{caption|Whoaboobieslip.jpg|TheGrayZombie|I've got a complaint. Bad lighting. You'd think this was Sci Fi or something..... }}<br />
<br />
<br />
Beedo being one of the biggest ''Star Wars'' geeks on the planet still as yet unemployed by George Lucas' Media Empire, simply has to throw an ''SW'' slant on this running gag. Based on one of Han Solo's lines from early in ''Return of the Jedi'', a dark or black screengrab was usually met with "I think Sci-Fi's getting worse. Instead of a big, light blur, I see a big, DARK blur." And variations on that theme.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Back to [[Running Gags]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Vitamin_Beedo&diff=4376Vitamin Beedo2006-06-13T23:38:25Z<p>Beedo: </p>
<hr />
<div><br />
<br />
This started when I was trying to think up the World's Worst Pick-Up Line, based on the cornball lines the ''MST3K'' gang used during their riffs.<br />
<br />
<br />
And I succeeded beyond my wildest expectations.<br />
<br />
<br />
The line I came up with was: "I'm no doctor, but you look like you could do with a healthy dose of Vitamin ''Me''." I believe it came to me in early 1996, shortly after I started at Kent State University, and a fellow student (whose handle I can't recall, and of whom I've never seen hide nor hair since -- he must have been an angel on a mission to direct me to Capping) got me onto ''Caption This!'' after I sat down in the computer lab next to this guy who had a familiar trio of silhouetted ninnyhammers on a screengrab-page.<br />
<br />
<br />
Anyway, I started using this caption whenever there was a screengrab of a particulalry smarmy-looking guy who was grinning predatorially at an attractive female. But whenever there was an ''exceptionally'' attractive female in a screengrab, particularly one on her own, I changed it from the original "Vitamin Me" version to "I'm no doctor, but she looks like she could do with a healthy dose of Vitamin Beedo!" so the other cappers present would be left with no doubt about my feelings for that particular actress. From there developed my online persona (which is actually just my own ''real'' persona transmitted by modem) of a hot-headed, scathingly sarcastic, unbelievably libidinous computer-hacking alien. ("You can't say ''libido'' without saying ''Beedo''!") <br />
<br />
<br />
And then other cappers started picking it up. I was flattered. My line was so incredibly bad, it was considered (by some odd Zen-like inversion) ''good''. People started using it when I wasn't on the boards. And then, the world-spanning nature of the internet came into play.<br />
<br />
<br />
Supermassive ego aside, I have no illusions about my greatness (or considerable and eminently noticeable lack thereof), but my ceaseless efforts on the internet since being introduced to it in 1996 have produced two documented pop-culture phenomena. The first is getting Beedo named as Greedo's ''cousin'' (as opposed to any other non-specific relative), since I've never seen him described as such anywhere in any other ''Star Wars'' book or website before I started my own Beedo-based site. The second (and much more satisfying) came when it seems the internet disseminated my excruciatingly bad pick-up line across the world to such a degree that it became widespread enough to appear in a book, [http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1843170191/ref=sr_11_1/026-8511730-8798821?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance The World's Stupidest Chat-Up Lines], although in a slightly modified form.<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Image:VitaminBeedo6.JPG]]<br />
<br />
<br />
For more information, you can visit the [http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shuttle/6886/Vitamin.html Fake Advertiser's Announcement - Vitamin Beedo Online!] official page. And try not to retch at the appallingly bad entendres so unsubtle, they're stuck somewhere between double and single. Enjoy!<br />
<br />
<br />
''' - Beedo'''</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:VitaminBeedo6.JPG&diff=4375File:VitaminBeedo6.JPG2006-06-13T23:33:48Z<p>Beedo: Vitamin Beedo Logo</p>
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<div>Vitamin Beedo Logo</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Vitamin_Beedo&diff=4374Vitamin Beedo2006-06-13T22:59:08Z<p>Beedo: </p>
<hr />
<div>This started when I was trying to think up the World's Worst Pick-Up Line, based on the cornball lines the ''MST3K'' gang used during their riffs.<br />
<br />
<br />
And I succeeded beyond my wildest expectations.<br />
<br />
<br />
The line I came up with was: "I'm no doctor, but you look like you could do with a healthy dose of Vitamin ''Me''." I believe it came to me in early 1996, shortly after I started at Kent State University, and a fellow student (whose handle I can't recall, and of whom I've never seen hide nor hair since -- he must have been an angel on a mission to direct me to Capping) got me onto ''Caption This!'' after I sat down in the computer lab next to this guy who had a familiar trio of silhouetted ninnyhammers on a screengrab-page.<br />
<br />
<br />
Anyway, I started using this caption whenever there was a screengrab of a particulalry smarmy-looking guy who was grinning predatorially at an attractive female. But whenever there was an ''exceptionally'' attractive female in a screengrab, particularly one on her own, I changed it from the original "Vitamin Me" version to "I'm no doctor, but she looks like she could do with a healthy dose of Vitamin Beedo!" so the other cappers present would be left with no doubt about my feelings for that particular actress. From there developed my online persona (which is actually just my own ''real'' persona transmitted by modem) of a hot-headed, scathingly sarcastic, unbelievably libidinous computer-hacking alien. ("You can't say ''libido'' without saying ''Beedo''!") <br />
<br />
<br />
And then other cappers started picking it up. I was flattered. My line was so incredibly bad, it was considered (by some odd Zen-like inversion) ''good''. People started using it when I wasn't on the boards. And then, the world-spanning nature of the internet came into play.<br />
<br />
<br />
Supermassive ego aside, I have no illusions about my greatness (or considerable and eminently noticeable lack thereof), but my ceaseless efforts on the internet since being introduced to it in 1996 have produced two documented pop-culture phenomena. The first is getting Beedo named as Greedo's ''cousin'' (as opposed to any other non-specific relative), since I've never seen him described as such anywhere in any other ''Star Wars'' book or website before I started my own Beedo-based site. The second (and much more satisfying) came when it seems the internet disseminated my excruciatingly bad pick-up line across the world to such a degree that it became widespread enough to appear in a book, [http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1843170191/ref=sr_11_1/026-8511730-8798821?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance The World's Stupidest Chat-Up Lines], although in a slightly modified form.<br />
<br />
<br />
For further information, you can go to the official [http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shuttle/6886/Vitamin.html Fake Advertiser's Announcement - Vitamin Beedo Online!] page. And try not to retch at the appallingly bad entendres so unsubtle, they're stuck somewhere between double and single. Enjoy!<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Beedo'''</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Vitamin_Beedo&diff=4373Vitamin Beedo2006-06-13T22:56:27Z<p>Beedo: /* '''VITAMIN BEEDO''' */</p>
<hr />
<div><br />
<br />
This started when I was trying to think up the World's Worst Pick-Up Line, based on the cornball lines the ''MST3K'' gang used during their riffs.<br />
<br />
<br />
And I succeeded beyond my wildest expectations.<br />
<br />
<br />
The line I came up with was: "I'm no doctor, but you look like you could do with a healthy dose of Vitamin ''Me''." I believe it came to me in early 1996, shortly after I started at Kent State University, and a fellow student (whose handle I can't recall, and of whom I've never seen hide nor hair since -- he must have been an angel on a mission to direct me to Capping) got me onto ''Caption This!'' after I sat down in the computer lab next to this guy who had a familiar trio of silhouetted ninnyhammers on a screengrab-page.<br />
<br />
<br />
Anyway, I started using this caption whenever there was a screengrab of a particulalry smarmy-looking guy who was grinning predatorially at an attractive female. But whenever there was an ''exceptionally'' attractive female in a screengrab, particularly one on her own, I changed it from "Vitamin Me" to "Vitamin Beedo" so the other cappers present would be left with no doubt about my feelings for that particular actress. From there developed my online persona (which is actually just my own ''real'' persona transmitted by modem) of a hot-headed, scathingly sarcastic, unbelievably libidinous computer-hacking alien. ("You can't say ''libido'' without saying ''Beedo''!") <br />
<br />
<br />
And then other cappers started picking it up. I was flattered. My line was so incredibly bad, it was considered (by some odd Zen-like inversion) ''good''. People started using it when I wasn't on the boards. And then, the world-spanning nature of the internet came into play.<br />
<br />
<br />
Supermassive ego aside, I have no illusions about my greatness (or considerable and eminently noticeable lack thereof), but my ceaseless efforts on the internet since being introduced to it in 1996 have produced two documented pop-culture phenomena. The first is getting Beedo named as Greedo's ''cousin'' (as opposed to any other non-specific relative), since I've never seen him described as such anywhere in any other ''Star Wars'' book or website before I started my own Beedo-based site. The second (and much more satisfying) came when it seems the internet disseminated my excruciatingly bad pick-up line across the world to such a degree that it became widespread enough to appear in a book, [http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1843170191/ref=sr_11_1/026-8511730-8798821?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance The World's Stupidest Chat-Up Lines], although in a slightly modified form.<br />
<br />
<br />
For further information, you can go to the official [http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shuttle/6886/Vitamin.html Fake Advertiser's Announcement - Vitamin Beedo Online!] page. And try not to retch at the appallingly bad entendres so unsubtle, they're stuck somewhere between double and single. Enjoy!<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Beedo'''</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Vitamin_Beedo&diff=4372Vitamin Beedo2006-06-13T22:55:42Z<p>Beedo: Wanna know EVERYTHING about Vitamin Beedo? Find out here!</p>
<hr />
<div>== '''VITAMIN BEEDO''' ==<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
This started when I was trying to think up the World's Worst Pick-Up Line, based on the cornball lines the ''MST3K'' gang used during their riffs.<br />
<br />
<br />
And I succeeded beyond my wildest expectations.<br />
<br />
<br />
The line I came up with was: "I'm no doctor, but you look like you could do with a healthy dose of Vitamin ''Me''." I believe it came to me in early 1996, shortly after I started at Kent State University, and a fellow student (whose handle I can't recall, and of whom I've never seen hide nor hair since -- he must have been an angel on a mission to direct me to Capping) got me onto ''Caption This!'' after I sat down in the computer lab next to this guy who had a familiar trio of silhouetted ninnyhammers on a screengrab-page.<br />
<br />
<br />
Anyway, I started using this caption whenever there was a screengrab of a particulalry smarmy-looking guy who was grinning predatorially at an attractive female. But whenever there was an ''exceptionally'' attractive female in a screengrab, particularly one on her own, I changed it from "Vitamin Me" to "Vitamin Beedo" so the other cappers present would be left with no doubt about my feelings for that particular actress. From there developed my online persona (which is actually just my own ''real'' persona transmitted by modem) of a hot-headed, scathingly sarcastic, unbelievably libidinous computer-hacking alien. ("You can't say ''libido'' without saying ''Beedo''!") <br />
<br />
<br />
And then other cappers started picking it up. I was flattered. My line was so incredibly bad, it was considered (by some odd Zen-like inversion) ''good''. People started using it when I wasn't on the boards. And then, the world-spanning nature of the internet came into play.<br />
<br />
<br />
Supermassive ego aside, I have no illusions about my greatness (or considerable and eminently noticeable lack thereof), but my ceaseless efforts on the internet since being introduced to it in 1996 have produced two documented pop-culture phenomena. The first is getting Beedo named as Greedo's ''cousin'' (as opposed to any other non-specific relative), since I've never seen him described as such anywhere in any other ''Star Wars'' book or website before I started my own Beedo-based site. The second (and much more satisfying) came when it seems the internet disseminated my excruciatingly bad pick-up line across the world to such a degree that it became widespread enough to appear in a book, [http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1843170191/ref=sr_11_1/026-8511730-8798821?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance The World's Stupidest Chat-Up Lines], although in a slightly modified form.<br />
<br />
<br />
For further information, you can go to the official [http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shuttle/6886/Vitamin.html Fake Advertiser's Announcement - Vitamin Beedo Online!] page. And try not to retch at the appallingly bad entendres so unsubtle, they're stuck somewhere between double and single. Enjoy!<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Beedo'''</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Running_Gags&diff=4371Running Gags2006-06-13T21:59:12Z<p>Beedo: /* The Gags */</p>
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<div>[[Image:Babysfirst.jpg|center]]<br />
<center><br />
<b>[[Indomitus]]</b><br />
<br />
Awww, it's baby's first "underwear on the ceiling"<br><br />
caption. Isn't that so cute. Such a smart little baby.<br><br />
Yes ums is! Yes ums is!<br><br />
</center><br />
<br />
<br />
Over the years the Capper community has existed, numerous running gags (aka threads) have been created. While some threads seem to carry over for months or even years, others are more ephemeral, lasting for an hour or a day. These can be set off by a misspelled word, or a caption which snares the imagination of those in the "capping room" at the time. People entering the "capping room" later are sometimes mystified at the barrage of references to a particular concept, but can usually join the flow either by asking what all the hubbub is about, or just jumping in. The following is a list of some of the longer-lived threads. (feel free to add any that have been forgotten, or add or modify pages for any gags that you're particularly familiar with)<br />
<br />
== The Gags ==<br />
<br />
*[[Action Librarian]]<br />
*[[All The Sistah You Need]]<br />
*[[Amplewoman]]<br />
*[[Babylon 5 specific gags]]<br />
*[[Basket of Porn]]<br />
*[["Big McLarge-Huge!"]]<br />
*[[BIG-O-VISION]]<br />
*[[Bonnie Hammer]]<br />
*[[Brad Richdale]]<br />
*[[Buffoon's Ex-Wife's Heart]]<br />
*[[Bukake]]<br />
*[[Capper Crush]]<br />
*[[Capper Pets]]<br />
*[[Caption Goddess]]<br />
*[[The Caption This! Curtains]]<br />
*[[Charisma Carpenter And The Green Dildo]]<br />
*[[Charisma Carpenter-Zombie]]<br />
*[[Chocolate Pit]]<br />
*[[Daewoo]]<br />
*[[DeadlyRinger]]<br />
*[[Deadman Redshirt]]<br />
*[[Draw! No Wait I'm clay]]<br />
*[[Easily Distracted...]]<br />
*[[Estella Warren THUD]]<br />
*[[Exposed Capper]]<br />
*[[The Flaming C_nt of Sauron]]<br />
*[[Flonase]]<br />
*[[Goat Skull]]<br />
*[[Greeting Jehovah's Witnesses Naked]]<br />
*[[Happy Fun Ball]]<br />
*[[Happy Fun Brigadier]]<br />
*[[Hulk's Secret]]<br />
*[[I am Sci-Fi]]<br />
*[[I Crap Bigger Than You]]<br />
*[[... I just met her!]]<br />
*[[I Like Pie]]<br />
*[[If They Mated]]<br />
*[[...IN SPACE!!!!]]<br />
*[[INTERFACED!]]<br />
*[[_____ IS _____!]]<br />
*[[J'Accuse!]]<br />
*[[Jason Leopold Voorhees]]<br />
*[[Jazz Hands!]]<br />
*[[Jim Henson's ____ Babies]]<br />
*[[keogh]]<br />
*[[Leftovers]]<br />
*[[Manos]]<br />
*[[Margot Kidder]]<br />
*[[meQal's Chili]]<br />
*[[Merkins]]<br />
*[[MirandaRamsey]]<br />
*[[Napalm Bright]]<br />
*[[Ned Fleener For President!]]<br />
*[[______ Needs More Elves]]<br />
*[[Nice Can!]]<br />
*[[. . . OF THE FUTURE!!!]]<br />
*[[. . . of the oooold West!]]<br />
*[[Only Zuul]]<br />
*[[Oh, Hell no!]]<br />
*[[Ooo, is that cheesecake?]]<br />
*[[Plum Fairies]]<br />
*[[Poorly Researched Theater]]<br />
*[[Porch Swings]]<br />
*[[Porky Spice]]<br />
*[[Project Free Form]]<br />
*[[PUMAT]]<br />
*[[Railing Kill]]<br />
*[[Refreshing Coca-Cola]]<br />
*[[Satan's Penis]]<br />
*[[...same as in town]]<br />
*[[Screaming Reamer]]<br />
*[[Sci-Fi Lighting]]<br />
*[[Sci-Fi Me]]<br />
*[[Screengrabber Freeze]]<br />
*[[Screengrab Gods]]<br />
*[[Scruffy]]<br />
*[[Shatner]]<br />
*[[Smarm]]<br />
*[[Sorry, Not Very Interesting Without Graphics]]<br />
*[[Spit or Swallow!]]<br />
*[[Steely Dan]]<br />
*[[Steve the Astronaut]]<br />
*[[Suicide Squirrel]]<br />
*[[Tannis Smoothie]]<br />
*[[The Glitterocitor/Another Dimension]]<br />
*[[The Red X]]<br />
*[[Thuck Your Cock]]<br />
*[[Twenty dollars, same as in town.]]<br />
*[[UIMAT]]<br />
*[[Underwear on the Ceiling]]<br />
*[[Vitamin Beedo]]<br />
*[[Wewerejuststudying!]]<br />
*[[Yellow Sudden Beam]]<br />
*[[You're Shittin' Me Theater]]<br />
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== Links ==<br />
[http://hipsoda.com/jazz/gallery/threads.html Current threads at Jazzsoda's Caption Gallery] - Concentrates on those gags used by the old school night shift cappers.</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Beedo&diff=4329Beedo2006-06-10T08:18:23Z<p>Beedo: </p>
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<div>[[Meet the Cappers]]<br />
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[[Image:EnGarde.JPG|right|{{{Beedo in fencing gear|{{{Handle|{{PAGENAME}} }}} }}}]]<br />
*Handle: <big>'''BEEDO'''</big><br />
*Real Name: Nigel J. L. Willis<br />
*D.O.B.: 23 June 1974<br />
*Occupation: Currently? Croupier/cashier at a local casino. That will change soon, though.<br />
*Marital Status: Single.<br />
*Kids: None. And never will, until they perfect human cloning. But being born sterile saves on paternity suits! Woo-hoooo!<br />
*Handle Origin: When I originally signed on at the Sci-Fi Channel website, The Dominion, "Greedo" was taken as a handle (as well as being the name of a dead guy). So I took the name of Greedo's cousin from ''Return of the Jedi'', who, as far as anyone knows, is still out there somewhere.<br />
*Alternate Handle(s): Beedo Sookcool. I have also capped under Darth_Hideous (when mocking trolls was called for), and seasonally as Rockin' New Year's Beed (New Year's), St. Vitamin's Day (Valentine's Day), Bleedo (Hallowe'en), Beedoball Turkey (Thanksgiving), and Gloria In Excelsis Beedo (Christmas).<br />
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'''Personal info'''<br />
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A shade over six feet tall, built like a gorilla, and with grey eyes, a vandyke beard, fluctuating weight, and receding brownish-copper hair, Beedo is still nonetheless fairly dangerous with a sword, having trained a few years in fencing and being English. English people with swords are ''always'' bad news.<br />
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'''Links'''<br />
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Beedo Sookcool's Cool Sci-Fi Page <br />
Retrieved from "http://www.capperwiki.com/wiki/index.php/Beedo"<br />
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*[http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shuttle/6886/index.html Beedo Sookcool's Cool Sci-Fi Page]<br />
[[Category:Capper]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:EnGarde.JPG&diff=4328File:EnGarde.JPG2006-06-10T08:14:19Z<p>Beedo: "Beedo" in fencing gear</p>
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<div>"Beedo" in fencing gear</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Beedo&diff=4310Beedo2006-06-09T23:16:40Z<p>Beedo: Updated with details</p>
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<div>[[Meet the Cappers]]<br />
<br />
[[Image:{{{ImageName|Nocapper.jpg}}}|right|{{{ImageDescription|{{{Handle|{{PAGENAME}} }}} }}}]]<br />
*Handle: <big>'''BEEDO'''</big><br />
*Real Name: Nigel J. L. Willis<br />
*D.O.B.: 23 June 1974<br />
*Occupation: Currently? Croupier/cashier at a local casino. That will change soon, though.<br />
*Marital Status: Single.<br />
*Kids: None. And never will, until they perfect human cloning. But being born sterile saves on paternity suits! Woo-hoooo!<br />
*Handle Origin: When I originally signed on at the Sci-Fi Channel website, The Dominion, "Greedo" was taken as a handle (as well as being the name of a dead guy). So I took the name of Greedo's cousin from ''Return of the Jedi'', who, as far as anyone knows, is still out there somewhere.<br />
*Alternate Handle(s): Beedo Sookcool. I have also capped under Darth_Hideous (when mocking trolls was called for), and seasonally as Rockin' New Year's Beed (New Year's), St. Vitamin's Day (Valentine's Day), Bleedo (Hallowe'en), Beedoball Turkey (Thanksgiving), and Gloria In Excelsis Beedo (Christmas).<br />
<br />
'''Personal info'''<br />
<br />
A shade over six feet tall, built like a gorilla, and with grey eyes, a vandyke beard, fluctuating weight, and receding brownish-copper hair, Beedo is still nonetheless fairly dangerous with a sword, having trained a few years in fencing and being English. English people with swords are ''always'' bad news.<br />
<br />
'''Links'''<br />
<br />
Beedo Sookcool's Cool Sci-Fi Page <br />
Retrieved from "http://www.capperwiki.com/wiki/index.php/Beedo"<br />
<br />
*[http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shuttle/6886/index.html Beedo Sookcool's Cool Sci-Fi Page]<br />
[[Category:Capper]]</div>Beedohttp://hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Beedo&diff=4308Beedo2006-06-09T23:06:23Z<p>Beedo: Personal info &c</p>
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<div>{{capper}}<br />
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Handle: '''BEEDO''' (a/k/a Beedo Sookcool)<br />
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Real Name: Nigel J. L. Willis<br />
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D.O.B.: 23 June 1974<br />
<br />
Occupation: Currently? Croupier/cashier at a local casino. That will change soon, though.<br />
<br />
Marital Status: Single. <br />
<br />
Kids: None. And never will, until they perfect human cloning. But being born sterile saves on paternity suits! Woo-hoooo!<br />
<br />
Handle Origin: When I originally signed on at the Sci-Fi Channel website, The Dominion, "Greedo" was taken as a handle (as well as being the name of a dead guy). So I took the name of Greedo's cousin from ''Return of the Jedi'', who, as far as anyone knows, is still out there somewhere.<br />
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Alternate Handle(s): None I'm willing to share right now. <br />
<br />
Personal info: A shade over six feet tall, built like a gorilla, and with grey eyes, a vandyke beard, fluctuating weight, and receding brownish-copper hair, Beedo is still nonetheless fairly dangerous with a sword, having trained a few years in fencing and being English. English people with swords are ''always'' bad news.<br />
<br />
Links <br />
<br />
Beedo Sookcool's Cool Sci-Fi Page <br />
Retrieved from "http://www.capperwiki.com/wiki/index.php/Beedo"<br />
<br />
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*[http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shuttle/6886/index.html Beedo Sookcool's Cool Sci-Fi Page]</div>Beedo