What Are You Going to Do After You
 GRADUATE?

So, the Parents want to know about your future plans,
what you're going to do with the rest of your life?
Here are some helpful answers to have ready:


By Rebecca
"I'm gonna try to spend more time at the mall"

"Build a dude ranch"

"One word: prostitution"

"Well, I'll certainly have more time for masturbation"

"Play with my pet snail"

"Play with my pet fork"

"Set your house on fire"

"Set myself on fire"

"Heroin"

"Buy a wig"

"Make windchimes"

"Run for president"

"Make more dresses for parakeet"

"Sell crack so I can pay off my school loan"

"Get cancer"

"Well, after I graduate I will have more time to perfect my bank robbing skills"

"Watch the three stooges"

"Watch 'Looking for Mr Goodbar' over and over and over"

"Watch the walls"

"Kill my mom for the insurance money"

"I'm just going to kill myself"

"Open a pet hospital in my apartment"

"Go back for my masters in basket weaving"

"I don't know! What are YOU going to do after I graduate?? Huh? Come on! Answer me! What are YOU going to do? Tough question, aint' it?"



By Sean
"Wear the color red more often"

"Float like a Butterfly, sting like a bee"

"Part my hair on the OTHER side, man!"

"Pet the kitty... hehe... pet the kitty again... *grin*.. aaaand petthekittypetthekitty PETTHEKITTYPETTHEKITTYPET... THE... KIETTTEYY!!"

"Duck and weave, baby, duck and weave"

"Write 'anastasia' on the wall... many times"

"Well, take off this damn yolk, that's for sure"

"Spend my time sucking on trees"

"The Hustle!"

"meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow..."

"Eat somethin spicy!"

"Irradicate the weak..."

"Find 11 new uses for my hula-hoop"

"Whistle"

"Finally catch that damn whale"

"Lobby for my own zip code"

"Get to know my feet better"

"Learn to belch the alphabet... and more!"

"Figure out how my refrigerator works"

"Paint myself green"

"Wear this sweater for ever"

"Collect all the insects I can"

"One word: Joyride"

"Donate my genitals to science"

"Never bathe again"

"Wed a cocker spaniel"

"Grow my own weed"

"Finally learn the lambada"

"Enter a cocoon"

"Enter a convent"

"Brew my own beer"

"Grow that second head I've always wanted"

"Start a country"