Dono: "See? Your money is gone! The hand is quicker than the eye... and a fool and their money were lucky enough to get together in the first place."	Hippie: Hey, Jack, your pants ripped! *I noticed, Phil, thanks-- *Are those He-Man Underoos? *Yeah, Phil, they-- *Kind of kiddie pants, ain't they? *Yeah, Phil.	Shifter: In next season's opener of Voyager, the Borg abduct Richdale and force him to perform fellatio. You KNOW I gotta watch.
GuloGulo: Remove the mouse thigh bone from the throat without making the beak light up! Fun for the whole family!	Artanas: "Blah! I've come to suck your nose!"	Jazzsoda: Thanks to picture-in-picture technology, we're reassured that it's not actually a dog with people-gloves on fixing the car.
rogeemoto: I've been doin' lotsa shoulder shrugs at the gym. Like my new trapz?	keogh: Sam leaps into the Colonel just in time to keep Elvis from dying in the can.	GuloGulo: "I dunno what's wrong, honey, according to the manual I should be rubbing my turgid penis by now."
Artanas: "...but you can STILL have fun watching the Juiceman's Juice-a-thon regardless of the side effects!"	Jazzsoda: "Well, I had to do something after my wife left me for Beavis... That Buttmunch."	Dr4ester: Juicey reminds the boys and girls, it's ok to light up a fat one, just as long u pass it around

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