Jazzsoda: "Yeeep, Dale. I do believe that hooker back in Tulsa gave ya more than a freebie, buddy."	keogh: Rodin's "The Thinker" rolls his own.	GuloGulo: When Laura called her bank, they told her to go to her local branch. Later, children were heard yelling that money *does* grow on trees.
E_B_A: "Shh! My husband's coming!" "But won't he notice me in here!?" "SHH!"	Hippie: So, Carleton said to me "Ever been buggered like a prison bitch?" Well, of course, I said no, and he said, "Quit smiling at me and you can say that again."	Beedo: Puke is good food.
Dibbley: I didn't know that David Crosby was anorexic.	Jazzsoda: Jerry Springer's Liverdance! Europeans agree, it's "Curiously Lobotomizing"!	Hippie: Andy Kaufman shits a stump. Comic genius, that one was...
keogh: "Lemme get this straight: I let you probe my butt and I get a ride on that flyin' top of yours?" "Yep." "Well, sign me up!"	GuloGulo: How embarrassing it is to walk out of the bathroom not realizing there's a big dirty swatch of toilet paper stuck to your face!	Artanas: "Guards! Guards! Bring me that one, he amuses me..."
GuloGulo: As Laura mocks Dan's grotesquely overfilled colostomy bag, he takes out his knife and prepares to exact a foul revenge.	Hippie: So I soak my fucking living room? How stupid do you think I am?	Shimmergloom: Scientists uncover the secrets of the pyramids.

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