New captions Updated 7/18/98
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New captions Updated 7/18/98 |
 GuloGulo: A novelty dildo is the perfect Valentine's Day gift. |  Jacksinn: "We need to talk..." "Talk to the nipple, honey." "Uh... we need to suck -- I mean TALK! -- We need to talk... oh, this just isn't working!" |  GuloGulo: "Crank? Yeah, maybe...maybe a little crank would be cool." |
 Jonesing: Hey! I remember this film from Junior High! "You, the Clap, and Your Inflated Scrotum"! |  GuloGulo: Five degrees of sinus congestion. |  Annakie7: Look, here's another one! How do these damn things keep getting in here?!? |
 GuloGulo: "I have nothing to declare but my genius." "Your what? Your penis?" "No, my...yes." |  HanoverF: Uh-oh, she thinks the phone number is white chocolate |  GuloGulo: His shirts--the finest silk. His cigars--Cuban. His porno--Big Fuckin' Tits. Available at your local newsstand. |
 ZebehnDeGeustaah: Mary never lived down her pitiful "mercy killing" attempt. |  Jonesing: Kiss you?!? Are you kidding me! I don't want to get pregnant! You terd! |  ZebehnDeGeustaah: "Ahhh...that unchewed rutabaga finally slid into my colon." |