New captions Updated 1/1/98



GuloGulo:
They say everyone believes in God when faced with death, and when Michael felt his colon explode he suddenly saw how true that was.

manicmyk:
Lavender with Chartreuse? Are you insane??!!

Hashnell:
Should we send him the Lesbian Fantasy again?

AgentQ:
"And another thing, why is it that gramma titties are always way down here? What's up with that?"

Seltaeb:
"C'mon. Hang 'em right here. I'm too old to go over there and grope you myself."

GuloGulo:
"Awright, come to mama you big bad boys. Mama's got the stuff you need right here."

GuloGulo:
John suddenly realizes the one down side of having your eyes relocated to your crotch.

Jazzsoda:
"Heh-heh, I didn't know you had a pet eleph-Oooooh! He-llo sailor!"

Seltaeb:
"Well Gulliver, you sure weren't lying about your size!"

Artanas:
"Okay Fran, just slide that big 'ol sweaty booty right here...."

Cerg:
Desperately the camera tried to veer away, but alas, it was too late

GuloGulo:
Proof that the Dutch colonized Mars hundreds of years ago.



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