New captions Updated 11/2/2001
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New captions Updated 11/2/2001 |
 Goldfinger: See what happens when you keep mayonnaise too long? |  GuloGulo: In nouvelle cuisine, presentation is everything. |  Goldfinger: Why's everybody looking at me? Is something in my teeth? |
 Occupant: Do you feel covered? Do ya, punk? |  Bros: "OK, you can put your arms down. Heh, you're good. Alright, simon says you can put your arms down." |  GuloGulo: Up close, Laura's pubic wig was less than convincing. |
 Hippie: You know what this calls for, gentlemen? *Hit from the balloon bong! *Christ yeah! Let me nail this tequila first... |  GuloGulo: Our faceless masters may be cruel and merciless, but damn can they boogie. |  GuloGulo: "Rolling! Oh, god damn it--who put fucking Silly Putty on the camera lens?" |
 Hippie: See? Taller than women. |  GuloGulo: "Don't worry, this full-color booklet features all the ass-pumping, choad-smoking action we can't show you here." |  Artanas: "How much for assplay? Hello?" |
 GuloGulo: "I'm not bad--I'm just drawn poorly." |  GuloGulo: Nick's "Ed Lover Dance" routine always slayed the rapidly-aging Generation X crowd. |  carbonbased: "It won't work out -- I'm a top, too." |
 GuloGulo: "Hold on, let me check...well, more warm than hot, and definitely not wet." |  GuloGulo: "Lysol isn't bad at all if you cut it with grapefruit juice." |  Hippie: Also available in comic "Big Johnson" version. |
 GuloGulo: "Dude, got any oven cleaner to spare?" |  Hippie: Great, fucking third wheel again. Being death sucks. |  GuloGulo: "What's that, Harv? Shoot the bitch? Do you really...yeah? Okay, okay...." |
 GuloGulo: Julie's latex human face was stuck AGAIN, ruining the dramatic alien revelation AGAIN. |  Hippie: Yeah, they'll do an operation over in Sweden to turn you into Philip Seymour Hoffman. But it's expensive. You can't get it all done at once. |  Occupant: The fly in my novelty ice cube is moving . . . |
 GuloGulo: Another long night spent testing different pillow arrangements for their ass-supporting characteristics. |  Occupant: If you've got the Ovaltine, baby, I've got the time! |  Hippie: I like big butts and I--shit! C'mon, lady, within reason! |
 ZebehnDeGeustaah: The new Jamie Lee Curtis novelty toilet seat simultaneously fulfills fantasies and shows your sophisticated taste. |  GuloGulo: Julie complained that the instructions for her Ben-Wa Balls were just too damned abstract. |  GuloGulo: Marty's dandruff addiction led to some embarrassing (and lawsuit-provoking) public incidents. |