New captions Updated 11/2/2001
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New captions Updated 11/2/2001 |
 JediClone: Photons. Sperm. You decide. Either way babe, you're not leaving until I shoot you full of *something*. |  GuloGulo: "No shell, no scales--my damned head won't even retract. I'm the most pathetic human turtle ever." |  GuloGulo: Holding his fingers three inches apart and grinning lewdly turned out not to be a good way to pick up chicks. |
 GuloGulo: Twenty cents stolen from the neighbor kid? INVEST! You don't NEED two kidneys! INVEST!! WHAT, YOU THINK YOUR CHILD IS TOO GOOD FOR MY SWEATSHOP!?! INVEST!!! |  Hippie: Ooo, hot pants are definitely out this season, Sally! If I want a summer sausage I'll go to Pepperidge Farms! |  Occupant: I must warn you, my hands have been registered as lethal weapons. See? This one is a Luger! |
 GuloGulo: And a nastier emergency tracheotomy you'll never see. |  GuloGulo: Alas, Ronnie's rendition of "Love In An Elevator" would never be heard, because his fist wasn't plugged in. |  GuloGulo: My blood chilled as the stranger invited me to butter his hat. |
 GuloGulo: This is just a rough example, of course. Proper Greco-Roman wrestling should be done in the nude. |  GuloGulo: "No, Teddy can't watch. Teddy creeps me out." |  GuloGulo: God forbid anything should happen to your "little treasure." |
 GuloGulo: "A little fresh-ground pepper on that, sir?" |  GuloGulo: There was a lass who fucked a tree/she had no other friends, you see/when she was done she sure was sore/she doesn't fuck trees anymore. |  Occupant: Now you jest eatcher pot fulla nothin', boy, or you'll be goin' ta bed without supper! |
 GuloGulo: Paul was shocked when he caught Linda kissing her lucky baby's foot. |  GuloGulo: Jon vaguely regretted donating his spine to the Spine Bank. |  ChronoSpam: You haven't done the paper route in twenty years, for crying out loud! I'm NOT giving you four and a half bucks! |
 GuloGulo: Sure, it lets disease and the odd sperm cell through, but it's the closest to fucking a sheep most of us will ever get. |  GuloGulo: "There's more where that came from, honey." |  GuloGulo: The hotly-awaited male version of the RealDoll looks like a winner. |
 GuloGulo: Looks like it was another unsuccessful trip to the little girls' room for Julie. |  Hippie: And remember, folks, SAVE those magnifying glasses from old Sherlock Holmes costumes--great for frying ants! Wow! Lookit them fuckers cook! |  GuloGulo: "Wife left you? Kids hate you? Dog bite you? Launch another Cutty." |