I Teach Marine Biology
Instruction by Professor Ray
Things Go in Water:
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Fish
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Shells
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Big fish
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Star fish (shaped like stars)
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Grassy stuff
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Rocks (on bottom)
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Huge fish (whales; dolphins)
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Sea monsters
Things Go on Land:
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Dogs
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People
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Birds (sometimes)
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Grass
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Dirt
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Rocks (on bottom)
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Dead fish
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Lawyers
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Cars
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Buildings
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Lottery tickets
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Cats
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All other animals
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Alternative rock musicians
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Television
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Dead people (under)
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Monkeys
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Bigfoot
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Dead lawyers
Professor Ray sets the world's record for having never been indoors.
All of his classes have been with lists. His classes rank among the most
popular at U Ignorant, including "Ten Things in the Bible" and "Complete
and Unabridged Guys in History."
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