Dr. Alistair Jones began teaching in the '60s and was considered, at the time, a "radical conservative" for his approach to "uniform conformity for all." It was Dr. Jones who took school uniforms one step further by insisting on legislation requiring silver jumpsuits for all, in an attempt to take us into the obvious future.
 

When Dr. Jones joined administration for Berkely University in California, he was repeatedly accused of not smoking pot in the '60s, reports which Jones half-heartedly denied. Amidst a cloud of controversey, he left and sought administrative positions with the Catholic church, but found the system "too forgiving."
 

Upon his firing from his twenty-second job as a school administrator, for awarding demerits to girls with blatant breasts, Dr. Jones was voted in as Dean of U Ignorant in 1996, picked as the perfect choice by U Ignorants Board of Former Frat Boys. It was decided that only a stuffed shirt like Dean Jones gave students the kind of enormous downer and continued pressure the Delta House would need to keep coming up with creative schemes to get back at the Dean, which as we all know, is a house of tradition at every major university.