Enjoying the shopping, the merchandise, the endless exchange of cash and the rampant exhaustive over-commercialization… but try not to forget the sugar plums. — A.D. Enemy
Milestones
1749: At this site, in 1749, nothing happened.
Now Hiring
Bag Man. Some kind of illegal-parcel-delivering hobo needed to transport sensitive packages and sleep in our dumpster. Five years dumpster-sleeping experience required. Keeping your big mouth shut skills a plus.
Top Puns that Got You Shot
1.
“But waiter, you can’t tune a sandwich!”
2.
“If you want to get married some time, give me a ring.”
3.
“Arr, you think me cooking be impressive, you should see me pea soup!”
4.
“Come back, man, that’s nacho cheese!”
5.
“I play bass for Big Dick and the Trojans, we’re a rubber band.”
