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+'<b><i>1975:</i></b> Bludney Pludd is born. He didn’t make a big deal about it at the time and we’re certainly not going to change that tradition now.<br><br>'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
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+'<b>Knife-Thrower</b>. Should be capable of agile manipulation of melee weapons for entertaining stage spectacle, including throwing blades at volunteer Bludney Pludd. No references required, but we will insist on counting fingers.'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Most-Favored Rok Finger Insults</div>'
+'<table border="0"><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Your tie is particularly thin'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Your wife likes having sex'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Your smell? I didn’t want to tell you, but it’s not especially pleasing'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">What kind of name is “Gore”?'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">We could be mistaken for twins' 
+'</div></td>'
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