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+'<b><i>1996:</i></b> Red Bagel fires entire commune staff during “Crazy Bagel’s Everything Must Go Liquidation Madness” phase of the commune’s <I>August Sale-abration</I>. Analysts praise Bagel for ridding his staff of junkies and losers, who he promptly replaces with the current batch of junkies and losers.<br><br>'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
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+'<b>Bloodhound</b>. Needed to track down former commune staffer Smilin’ Jack Costello, who disappeared in May, still owing $8 to the office petty cash fund. Smart dog needed who is not fooled by turbans or overly distracted by running foxes. Generous wages to be paid in beef kidneys. '
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Top Outstanding commune Petty Cash Debts</div>'
+'<table border="0"><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Raoul Dunkin<BR><I>$974.25 in mental anguish</I>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Smilin’ Jack Costello  <I>$8, plus interest</I>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Ned Nedmiller<BR><I>1/8th of a cent</I>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Mazie the Chicken<BR><I>1 half cup of scratch</I>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">You Know Who You Are<BR><I>1 human gall bladder</I>' 
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