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+'<b><i>1979:</i></b> Some people call Red Bagel a space cowboy (wahnt-waaow). Ignorant to popular culture, Bagel burns his driver’s license and spends two years living underground as Miguel Carlos Ferrina.<br><br>'
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+'<b>Small Town Rube</b>. Trustworthy innocent needed to flush gremlins out of elevator system. Competitive wage to be paid upon successful completion of duties. No Sci-Fi geeks, please. '
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Most Painful Music Lawsuits</div>'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Christopher Cross vs. Kris Kross</i> (1992)'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>John Fogerty vs. John Fogerty</i> (1985)'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Warner Bros. vs. Pri.. The Ar.. That Guy Over There in the Pastel Pants</i> (1994)'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Michael Jackson vs. Insane Kahlil’s Rhinoplasty</i> (1987)'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>The Ghost of Nat “King” Cole vs. Natalie Cole</i> (1991)' 
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