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document.writeln('<div class="partnerhead">Milestones</div>'
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+'<b><i>1993:</i></b> Ivan Nacutchacokov/Ivana Folger-Balzac honeymoon ends in stalemate.<br><br>'
+'</div>'
+'</td>'
+'<td valign="top" width="1"><img src="../../graphics/black.gif" width="1" height="215" border="0" hspace="5"></td>'
+'<td valign="top" width="125">'
+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
+'<div class="partnerarea">'
+'<b>Patsy</b>. Must be willing to take the fall for numreous state and federal offenses. Should bear a passing resemblance to Red Bagel, Omar Bricks or Rok Finger. Immunity to electrocution a plus.'
+'<br>'
+'</div>'
+'</td>'
+'<td valign="top" width="1"><img src="../../graphics/black.gif" width="1" height="215" border="0" hspace="5"></td>'
+'<td valign="top" width="155">'
+'<div class="partnerhead">Top-Grossing Documentaries</div>'
+'<table border="0"><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Dicking Around on the Set of ‘Attack of the Clones’</i>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>The Making of Anal Armageddon</i>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Thomas Kincade: Watch Me Shine</i>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>The Making of Anal Armageddon 2: The Lost Footage</i>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>More Kittens Batting at String</i>'
+'</div></td>'
+'</tr></table>');
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