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Vegas is heaven for the plain Czech. "Can you believe I get fashion advice
from a burst of cheerful sunflowers?" he asked me upon arriving. "We
brought the outside indoors by having gallons of clean gasoline sloshing
around inside a giant plexiglass dolphin," he explained, showing me around
the lobby. "Jesus Christ," I thought. "No wonder these things get stuck
in tuna nets." I took my leave of him while he was riveting fresh ideas to
the banister. "Genius," said a little person who was pissing on the wet
bar. "I feel it in my related pieces." His image fuzzed by white smoke,
I took him for a pauper and gobbled him down with jalapenos.
Your mettle will be tested, when the stainless steal. Try again later.
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Milestones
1992: Ramon Nootles is married in Las Vegas. It is not the last wedding for Nootles, nor his last in Las Vegas, nor his last making heavy use of alcohol and strippers.
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Now Hiring
Hooker. Must pretend to be girlfriend while bosses are visiting. Live with handsome
bachelor, no sex involved, go on crazy shopping expeditions with high potential for
comedy. Should be capable of winning people over with down-to-earth personality.
If successful, will go on to become full-time beard for obviously gay attractive man.
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Top Box Office
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Ashley Judd's Weird Appeal
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Black Man Down
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The Royal Waterbong
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Trailer for Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
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Freddie Prinze Jr. Smiles Dumbly For 90 Minutes
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Copyright © 2002 the.commune Inc. All rights reserved.
Reproduction in whole or in part without permission is likely to piss off her dad big-time.
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Fortune 7
It speaks elegantly about you, yet barely whispers. That's right, Montana.
Fortune 6
I present to you, the King of throw-away island. Slicing a trench into the past, dogwoods spread their sprays like drifting clouds, the most wasteful member of the tree family.
Fortune 5
Growing up with snowflake, one learned to drink their sap in the morning.
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U IGNORANT
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Handimaster 3000
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Miniver Cheevy's 1000-Watt Television Paradise
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UPC Television Network
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