Softness?

402: His acting career on the rocks and desperately short of money, Jake the unphotogenic California Grape stoops to making Bounce commercials for SFC.	Lanzman: Fed up with endless hours of washing dishes, Mr. Belvedere developed the revolutionary Full-Body Brillo Pad.	144b: It's Chia Man.Strange visitor from a strange planet. With powers & abilities beyond those of normal men. And who,deskysed as Cluck Trench. Mild matter newspaper reporter For a great metropolitan newspaper. leads a never ending fight for truth, justice and cheap gift products.
Dairai: o/ It was a one-eyed, forelorned, pruning avocado speaker...o/	Generik: Dryer Lint Man, while getting good demographics from housewives and retired folks, just never got to be a full-fledged Superhero. "Fighting crime by making criminals smell April-fresh just isn't appreciated, I guess..." he laments.	: "Kirk you and your impregnated Tribble idea shows us what real asshole you are!
clover: It took Stan years to realize his steelwool suit and his collections of non-abrasive soaps, was not something the chicks really 'digged'.	devildoll: "Uh ... Ma'am? You might try giving your dog some mineral oil on a slice of bread .... just a suggestion. Thanks."	questor: Hi, you've reached Dustbunny Union Hall Number 53 may I help you?
Laurie2K: "The bigger the Fro, the more ya know!"	Dominick: Useless Super Hero #237: Owl Pellet Man	MedusaD: Here we see the bastard son of Shat, and a Tribble.
Vendebar: "My gal, Sal, said that she liked a man with a lot of hair. So, down the hatch went that kilo of Propecia!"	:	:

I got yer Downey soft right here...