I did it all for the nookie

Lanzman: While campaigning in Iowa, Al Gore is shocked to discover that his trowsers are unzipped.	medusaD: "Yes!! It's true!! Viagra does work!! Side efeects? Well, until it wears off, you need to rent a comfortable U-Haul."	ViX44: ...just bacause I'm having sex with a microphone doesn't mean what I have to say isn't important...
144b: Today at a press confrance. Newt Gnirich said that he is swtching from the G.O.P over to the Green Party.	JoeCrow: Gary was the only Gecko in capivity with the ability to fart Volarie	DanZero: Yes, I have proof that impotency is dead! I am the Gecko of Manhood!!!! We have found the solution!!!!!! And, we will RULE THE WORLD!
devildoll: Little Larry found himself unprepared for some of the heartier amusements at YingYang's Lizard Ranch.	BAND_OF_GYPSYS: Yo Ferret! P-put the gun down! I-I promise that I'll never make fun of you again! Honest!	animebabe: Wow, Larry... when you said your "little lizard" could do tricks, I thought it was just another bad pick up line.
JediClone: In a desperate attempt to flee the lovelorn lizard, the amplifier breaks off it's own microphone, runs away, and hides under a rock.	Astryk9: Hold on a second, lemme give it one more shot	Meldrick: "For the last time, I'm here to state for the record, that only a small percentage of lizards accually suscribe to the claims of royalty propounded by Mr. Jim Morrison."

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