Easily Distracted...

JoeCrow: I love you Mark more than words can say- I think of you constantly every living day- I cherish your love, your tender...- Is that a new episode of MST3K?	Lanzman: Easily distracted dental hygenist: "Yes, Mr. Mallory, Doctor Dunn is waiting in room . . . damn, we better get the maid to sweep up those bicuspids!"	Dairai: Easily Distracted SuperTelepath - "Ha, I could fry your brain with one thou- oooh!! Sale on Tylenol!!"
Agent_Moldy: Tonight, on "Easily Distracted Haz-Mat Team Leader": "There's been a huge spill of deadly chemicals! We've got to get it clean -- OOO! The new Ricky Martin video!!!"	amycamus: Enduring the 69th lewd proposition of her day, Kate Moss spies, on a room service tray, a half-eaten, and undoubtedly delicious, bran muffin.	144b: Gwen was easily districted by the sound of her hair growing.
BAND OF GYPSYS: Natalie Trundy's reaction after being told that she would be a chimpanzee in the next "Planet of the Apes" movie.	animebabe: Easily distracted capper: *think of a cap... think of a good cap... think of a GREAT cap.. think of.. HEY! Is that one of those new quarters!	devildoll: Tonight on" Easily Distracted Teen Hobag": "Yeah, Jimmy, we gotta talk...I've missed a couple of perio.......Kewl!! My butt looks really hot in these shorts!"
YingYang: Easily Distracted Galactic Warrior Princess: "Halt in the name of the sacred rings of Tanzor, for I am Ikarea...Oh, look! Sears is having a sale on towels!!"	:	:

Don't let the door..
*WHACK*
...hit ya on the ass.