What does a 24 of beer in an hour get ya?

Lanzman: " . . . And stay away from Alice, ya cotton-tailed bastard, or you'll find out what a 'Wonderland Necktie' is!"	Dairai: It was one nun joke too many. Willie had just had all he could take, and that damn rabbit had to put in his place...	YingYang: Which came first: The Penguin or the hair?:)
HanoverF: Sunday school was never like this! ...oh wait... This does bring back a few memories of learning about Easter.	Dibbley: Slow and steady wins the race especially when he hires a mafia hit squad.	Angel_Noir: Tempers flare at the "Ice Show Performers Retirement Community".
T_BAKER: And Tennessee Tuxedo levels Bugs with a tremendous right hook!	Agent Moldy: "Just a little reminder for you from Mr. Macgregor. Next time, Peter, I won't be so nice. Ya got that, Cottontail?!"	Klatuu: "Wabbit season!" "Penguin season!" "Wabbit season!" "Penguin season!"..."Penguin season!" "Wabbit season!! FIRE!" *BLAM!*
Geier: The latest spokescreatures for Doc Johnson's Marital Aids really DID "do it" like crazed bunny rabbits! ...And a penguin...	Generik: "Okay, Murray, it's fun enough, I guess. But next time we're playing escaped convict and the warden's wife, or I'm walking!"	Jazzsoda: Uh-oh, looks like the Easter Bunny's about to find out why they call him Chilly Willy

Close the door!
Were ya born in a barn?!?