Nasty visuals abound

FirebrandX: You must be 40-80 to qualify for being an old senile hag.	Dairai: ...and I dare say all the liquor bottles behind you won't help your chances much, either...	thinking_too_hard: they usually show hot chicks whenever i see a phone sex ad, not these old people.
Lanzman: Remember, Seniors for Satan is a non-profit, equal opportunity organization. The Prince of Darkness is waiting for your call.	YingYang: "Call this number now for sweet dirty talk.. They don't call me Barbara BUSH for nothing...."	Angel_Noir: "Hello, I'm Gary Coleman. Have you thought seriously about your golden years? Don't be caught off gaurd like me..."
Agent_Moldy: Ads of the Future: "Are you a young boy, aged 40-80? Ever been on a ranch? Hi, I'm Michael Jackson..."	Scypha: "What the... You think I'm old? You should see my mother! She's still selling her body on the streets for food stamps and pudding, and she doesn't look a day over 110. I tell you, I wish I will be a street walker when I get to be her age."	CaveDweller: Barbara Bush for Viagra. "Once George started taking Viagra, our love life changed greatly. Why, his woody now flairs up like an airbag in a Ford."
Jazzsoda: "...and it also helps if you're an alcohol-fueled funnycar, but we're not allowed to discriminate so come on down!"	JoeCrow: ... be hung like an Aberdein Donkey, with the stamina of a gazelle, the tongue agility of Madagascar Chameleon and... well we can let the "between 40 and 80" part slide. Slice of Apple Pie?	BuckFifty: "What's that bitch Linda Purl got that I ain't got?"

Ah, you know where this leads