Bear your shame

Angel_Noir: "Alright, let's shoot this fucker already!" "Annnd, action!" "Fresh from the oven!" *Poke* "Hee hee!" "Cut." "Get my Goldschlagger. I'll be in my trailer."	CaveDweller: Pop N. Fresh was saddened by the passing of his mother, but took comfort in knowing she was cremated and turned into a breakfast roll.	Lanzman: The horrific rites of the cannibalistic doughboy people, this week on National Geographic Explorer.
nashtbrutusandshort: "Filthy collaborator!" his brother muttered, as Doughboy sold him down the river.....	MadSigntist: "Though his wife had been burned and horribly disfigured, she still had the strength to eat a pound of thick sliced bacon in a single mouthful."	YingYang: Proof that Pop'N Fresh has spread his share of baby batter...
T_BAKER: Tonight's movie "Babe" is brought to you by Pillsbury's Pop N. Fresh.	Dairai: Aunt Peggy's screams still rang hauntingly in Poppin Fresh's ears... but you gotta admit, she smelled great...!	JediClone: Pop N Fresh. Piesces. Enjoys being poked. Made a fortune off the Pilsbury spokesman gig. Wasted it all on custom inflatable love toys.
Jazzsoda: The cremation of Doughboy's dead wife was uncerimoniously interrupted when a giant hairy monster pulled her corpse from the oven, smothered it in Shed's Spread and devoured the whole thing before his very eyes.	Tin_God: Pop N. Fresh, don't play with your biscuits! You'll go blind...	FirebrandX: The sick bastard! He's killing his own to make food for Humans! Grands Biscuits are made from Dough People!

Look! Air...*sneaks away*