Cover your nipples, the neighbors have been complaining

T_BAKER: "At this moment, George Orwell is turning over in his grave!"	YingYang: The most popular girl in the circus.....	Gnasche: Ganesha continued to practice and hoped her act would be ready for the next Democratic National Convention.
MrBungle: "Whorton's trying to tell us something! Timmy fell head first into the well?!?"	Lanzman: As Dumbo got older, his landings became more and more questionable.	MadSigntist: Pat Robertson had yet to learn that he couldn't add his palm prints to the Walk of Fame once the cement had set.
Geier: Given that the veterinarian's sample cup was almost fifty yards away,this demonstrated TREMENDOUS muscle control and aim on the part of Betsy.	Daleman: Constapation got you "down"? or Rosanne Barr/Arnold shows us her latest trick.	WEIRD_1: The Elephant Man goes head over heals in his love for the little stable girl
HanoverF: The jumping poodle gets ton of press, but Bessie the Cart Wheeling Elephant is still a relative unknown. Now try telling me journalism is unbiased against pachyderms!	JoeCrow: The Snuffleuphugus' efforts to seduce Elmo were influenced partially by Sharon Stone and did not go unrewarded.	Cari: "Who says you can't teach elephants new tricks?"
CaveDweller: First it was the Tommy Lee/Pam Anderson sex video, now it's the Tom Arnold/Roseanne sex video? WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END!!!???	nashtbrutusandshort: Wow.... I never thought Rush Limbaugh was the sort of guy who'd take up yoga.....	Laurie2K: Life really blows sometimes, eh?
VampireBot: Newt, I'm tellin' ya for the last time not to become an acrobat!	OriginalSam: 'Stand on your hands', he says. 'No trick, no peanut' he says. I'll show him. I'll show them all.	animebabe: Minutes later tragedy struck as drunk Floppy fell onto little Cindy, effectively blowing the audition.

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