
Chapter Three
By Lanzman
The Admiral rolled his eyes, sighing in frustration. "That's
not a very professional attitude, Cyberbeast," he said.
"Maybe not, but that's the way it is," Cyberbeast replied.
Doctor Xigeous stared at the Beast with a smug look. "I
anticipated your antipathy, so I took the liberty of producing . . .
this!"
With a flourish, the doctor pulled a large rock from a drawer in a
nearby work bench. "Xenolithic Immobilization Guarantor!" he
yelled
and bonked Cyberbeast on the head with it.
Stunned, Cyberbeast fell to the floor.
The Admiral grabbed Xigeous
around the neck. "What the hell are you DOING?!?" he
bellowed.
"Hitting this ungrateful doofus with a rock so that we can load
him in the shuttle," the Doctor answered calmly. "We'll
be
airborne before he wakes up."
"I have to admit, I wouldn't have thought of that," the
Admiral
allowed. He released Xigeous. "Okay, get going."
"Unfortunately, the highly advanced cybernetics I used to create
the Cyberbeast are quite heavy," the Doctor said. "I'll
need
some help getting him on the shuttle. LANZ!"
At the Doctor's call, his assistant came in to the lab.
"Yessir?" the man asked.
"Ah, Lanzmanelli," Xigeous said. "Give the Admiral some
help getting Cyberbeast in to the X-shuttle, would you?"
"What? Me?" the Admiral sputtered. "I'm the Admiral
here, Xigeous!
I have people like *you* to lift things."
Doctor Xigeous made a show of stretching and rubbing his back.
"I'd love to live down to your expectations, Admiral, but my
back is
a disaster! You'd best hurry. Cyberbeast won't be
unconscious
much longer."
Grumbling but realizing the futility of arguing with anyone who used
the title `doctor' and complained of a bad back, the Admiral
turned to the task, only to see Lanz putting the Beast into the
shuttle by himself. "Not so heavy," Lanz observed. "Five, six
hundred pounds tops."
"Eats his spinach, doesn't he?" the Admiral observed.
Lanz shook his head. "Brown-sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts," he
said.
"And orange juice."
Doctor Xigeous clapped his hands together briskly. "Let's
kick the tires and light the fires!" he exclaimed.
"We need the rest of the team, Doc," Lanz pointed out.
"And I ain't
going without my cape."
"Surprised you'll even go to the bathroom without that stupid
cape," Xigeous muttered under his breath. Aloud, he said
"Yes yes,
quite right, quite right. The rest of the team. Admiral?"
"Most of them are on the John Stennis already," the Admiral
replied, "waiting for you to arrive with Cyberbeast. We're
having a
little trouble tracking down Gray Zombie, but that's nothing
new."
A groan came from the inside of the shuttle. "He'll have to
catch up," Xigeous said hastily. "Come, Lanz, we must
away!"
Lanz was pulling a somewhat tattered black and gray piece of fabric
from a locker. "Right with you," he said.
They piled aboard the shuttle. Xigeous took the controls. He hit a
switch and huge bay doors rumbled open above them. "All
secure?" the Doctor asked. Lanz grunted. "Then we're
off!" He
activated a series of controls and the shuttle leapt into the air
like a goosed virgin.
The Admiral waved until the shuttle was out of sight.
Cyberbeast groaned again, with real feeling this time, and woke up.
The first thing he saw was Lanz. "You okay?" Lanz asked.
Cyberbeast's face went dark. "That miserable little son of a
. . . I will kill him!"
"I wouldn't advise that," Lanz replied. "Doctor
Xigeous is still the
only one who can fly this bucket, and we've got a ways to go yet
before we get to the carrier."
"Quite right, quite right," Xigeous said from the pilot's
seat.
"Might as well grin and bear it, Beast."
Cyberbeast ground his teeth together hard enough to make sparks.
"When we land, I will throw you over the side of the ship,"
he promised.
"Of course you will," Xigeous replied.
The shuttle bucked and shook. "Oh, my," Xigeous said.
"This isn't
good."