*wanted for crimes against the english language*





RIZZZ:
Just a couple of guys hangin' out, watching the big game, and enjoying a little aromatherapy.


darkstormy:
What, me conflicted?


animebabe:
"I AM HE-MAN!!" "um, Jim? that's Saran Wrap dude..."


MadSigntist:
"I pledge allegiance, to the.....DAMN Wal-Mart pacemaker.....*urgh*... "


V_Ardanowski:
"Come on go blazin' love. Yuo can win it. Mommy needs a new bag of sponges."


Elle:
Biff Hardchest, Iciiii, and the Rapidly Nodding Lightning Woman watch the Fairly-Good Foursome's headquarters go up in smoke...


SunSinner:
May not look like this first thing in the morning, but dang if'n I don't feel like it.


Dairai:
"Oh, yeah?? Well, take a bite outta me, whydoncha..." Excerpts from McGruff's retirement special


790:
No one can resist the sudden urge to do jumping jacks. No one.


GersonK:
"This is not my beatiful car. You are not my beautiful wife...and the kid? He's not even in the song!"


Lanzman:
Shatner-Man, Shatner-Man, does whatever a Shatner can, spins a web, any size . . .


Dairai:
"EEEK! My foundation's gone!!" *massive patting ensues*


Scouty:
"Can I cut in, dammit" "You're a doctor, not a dancer" "Whoa! You got a point there!"


animebabe:
Peeping Ed.


Generik:
"If any man has cause to object to this marriage, sp-" "I do!" "I do!" "Me too!" "Hey, over here!"


Dairai:
Lips so big, ChapStick had to make a spray...


Jazzsoda:
"Oscar the Grouch here with a startling expose: Big Bird's a homo!" "NEXT!!" "Shit!"


clover:
If you look closely, you can see the mail man climbing out of the bedroom window naked.




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Get yer proper spelling ass outta here!