Earth To Invaders: Drop Dead!

TheEyecreature: "Nobody expects the Scottish Inquisition!"	TGoodchild: "Aye, ye did nae think ye'd have to wrestle me, did ya? There's naught on earth that can outfight a greased up Scotsman!" *pinkshirt vomits, dies.*	Generik: Okay, here's her hat... NOW can I play with Barbie's Dream Starship?
animebabe: "Wondertwin powers... ACTIVATE!" "shape of a balding actor!" "form of a girdle!"	Enapov: Don't worry valiant red shirt .....I shall avenge your death.....* I'm not dead yet*.....Valiant mortally wounded red-shirt....* I'm getting better*.....	HanoverF: Starring Warren Beatty as a rapping Milittia man with a crazy mind, and a heart of gold.
JediClone: Hey when I put this badge-toting squirrel up to my head, I can hear the forest! Cool! *muffled chittering*	Occupant: Dumb Things I Gotta Do: 1.Find water 2.Medical attention	HanoverF: "I'm telling ya, Mighty Mouse could beat Superman! He was lifting eight elephants, man!"
Tumbler: Frank Black and the Hardy Boys investigate the 'Case of the Slippery Gym Shower Floor'.	amycamus: "Mom? Come on down from there..." [caring for a helium addict can be tough on family members...]	clover: "God? It's me Mar-""LEAVE ME THE F**K ALONE MARGRET!!!" "Um..God? My name is Mark."
TGoodchild: .oO"Oh, man, did I ever drink last night!" "Hey Scully, where do you keep your toothbrush?"	KINGDINOSAUR: Voted Idaho's "Miss Gopher Hole" three years in a row.	JoeAverage: "Whaddya mean yer goin' ta Kosovo, Cletus? I reckon it's at least a day's drive. You got enough bacon?"
KINGDINOSAUR: Saving Private Snuffleupagus	soth: The "Glare of Death" would have been more effective had she not been carrying the "My Little Ponies" lunchbox.	Klatuu: The Vulcan Mind Meld was *nothing* compared to the Vulcan Crotch Kick.

"It's a me, Mario..." *BLAM* *thud* *dies*